itchy scrotch

wen you have a itchy patch in ur nether region

wen u do this:
put ur hands dwn ur pants nd scratch

by Frazer May 13, 2004

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scrotch on the rocks

when you spill your scotch on your lap and freeze your rocks

excited jumping up to greet someone and forgetting that you had a drink between your legs

the person you greet exclaims ' damn, looks like you got total scrotch on the rocks, comrade!' (and of course your comrade and half the club laugh hysterically while your rocks recede painfully up into your chest)

by Deadskin July 07, 2009

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scrotch rotch

Itchy rotten vadge, vagina

Like omg I totally have scrotch rotch after eating all that tuna salad and having unprotected sex with that guy!

by oOober July 06, 2010

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Scrotch

(Verb) To scratch one’s crotch area, generally in public.

“Kevin - stop scrotching yourself in front of me”

“Dean - you’ve got excessive scrotch-burn, I’ll need to refer you to a specialist”

by Stadders August 05, 2022

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Scrotching

The act of scratching your crotch.

Mike: Hey man glad I could meet you at the bar, whats up?
Billy: I'm good man, you?
Mike: Ah man what the fuck are you doing?!?
Billy: What?
Mike: Why the fuck are you scrotching in the middle of the room?

by Big Cock Jones January 26, 2014

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