Jewish, dick sucking, asshole, Greek, whom never answers their phone, and is an incompetent douche. Also a person with a tendency to make your life shittier.
by michaelhunterrr July 9, 2012
Pronounced (kwoff) - A kweef that is done by a somewhat manly lady. Perhaps a gym teacher, or your Aunt Ron.
When Ms. Manner, our P.E teacher got up from the benches we heard a large quaff rumble from her frontal low.
by Leanna Burns January 7, 2009
The very rare occurance of air escaping the shaft of the penis making a noise similar to a "fart". Often times when one Quaffs, it is during sexual intercourse after still "doing it" even after one has ejaculated.
by Pootie October 6, 2003
by PJ Poacher July 27, 2009
Quaff is the opposite of "Quiff"... instead of a pussy fart coming out, it would go the opposite way "sucking in".
by Juggalicious March 19, 2010
Quaff holds the exact same meaning as the word "Cunt", but seeing as the use of this word is commonly thought of as completely unacceptable language at any social level; quaff is used. It bestows the same feeling unto the persons it is used upon without the following complaints of the language used.
by Big Andy D April 7, 2005
Is also slang for a person, who at first may appear to be stupid and foolish. In reality they are perceptive and cautious.
by Quaffmaster November 13, 2009