Baby Punter

The act of punting a baby into either an open field or over a fence using various kicking styles.

Jesse is one of the best baby punters I’ve ever seen..he will surely be a hall of famer.

by The Stream Tornado June 2, 2021

Cunter Punter

a abusive boyfriend i/e a form of s&m

Dude he is such a cunter punter. You need to drop him quick!

by you ate my cabbage!!!! February 9, 2011

nut punter

The act of holding a testicle with both hands as if it were a football and delivering a swift kick to it so that it sails through the air.

I punted the nut about 28 yards and got like 4 seconds of hangtime. It was sweet.

by Scuba Steve January 22, 2005

New York punter

When a girl gets a head start and slams the ball of her foot on the mans testicles. The testis are then lodged in the anal cavity.

My butthole is ticklish from yesterdays New York punter

by APPhyC January 19, 2012

roughing the punter

A euphemism for the act of masterbation.

"What were you up to last night?" "Ah, I was roughing the punter in my room."

by kps7179 January 7, 2014

Joseph punter

A person by the name of joe punter mostly has a small penis and pretends like it’s massive. He has a really strange addiction to watching inbetweeners over and over and especially loves the YTP called “airplane driver” as he still has the mental age and IQ of a 4 year old. If you are ever unlucky enough to meet yourself a Joseph (or j for joe for short) then prepare yourself as he will try hard against you at any game he plays and it’s really pretty tragic. This person also normally stinks as they don’t have access to running water in there house, so really we should feel bad for them

Person 1: yo I swear that’s that Joseph punter guy from our school!
Person 2: yeah stay away from him he stinks and he likes touching tiny toggers

by Joseph Punter October 15, 2019

Punters

The best, most entertaining, and loveable social basketball team in the MBBA.

“I can’t wait to watch the Punters beat the Bloods tonight!”

by not thomlach November 23, 2021