CHILDREN!

To have your "quarterman" run over by a van driven by John the Bald Guy

"I'm totally crushing!"
"CHILDREN!"

by Pimpmobile October 11, 2003

Children

Great target practice

Children lol

by Dr. ButtrapeII August 10, 2009

Children

Nature's punishment for having sex.

All I wanted was to get laid, now I am stuck with children.

by BoaAndPythonGal November 3, 2014

Children

The embodiment of evil itself bundled up into a little energetic ball of spiraling emotions which leads into hyper activities that involve you getting up from your comfy spot to supervise them.

"Children spelled backwards is Satan."

"Really?"

"No. It's a recipe for disaster."

by HellsingDMC November 1, 2014

children

depression to one, suicide to the other

jack: Mich died from his children last night

Mich ( as a ghost): you finna die baby

by Mr.somespaghetti December 11, 2019

Children

Informal Noun. A political philosophy or ideal that you want to force on a population against their will. Only used when traditional methods fail to accomplish the result you want.

"We need to ban vaping to protect the children" -Governors Coumo and Inslee among others.

In this case, "children" means tobacco tax revenue and MSA blood money.

by Fuque Carly September 30, 2019

children

little helions that cause you nothing but problems as in death and diabetes one good thing that comes out of children is a possible meal

child rape sksksks being defined as small children is a issue

by child eater October 13, 2019