Ebola

if you have it you know da wae

do you know da wae? you have to have ebola to know da wae.

by ftg6y May 25, 2018

Ebola

Something u must have to no da wae

Do u no da wae?
Yes I no da wae!I have ebola!

I must find the kween!

by Omg_u_Ok_gyal February 05, 2018

Ebola

The reason and cause for literally everything that happens

Joey - "I wonder why the tree's leaves change color during the fall?"
Paul - "EBOLA! IT' S BECAUSE OF EBOLA! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!"

by Ghost_Red9 December 15, 2014

Ebola

when tattooed across the stomach region means "Flaming homosexual"

Person One: Did you see Rob's new tattoo
Person Two: Yeah doesn't it say Ebola
Person Three: Yeah but I thought he was straight
Person One: Guess not

by BryanPatrick March 24, 2008

Ebola

An overhyped disease that infects through bodily fluids, causes fever, internal bleeding, vomiting, ect. and killes you. Active in a small part of west Africa. Was in America, the UK and Nigeria but was stopped long before it could get out of control.

Tim: *sneezes*
Tom: ZOMG!!!11!!1!!! EBOLA!!!111111!!!!!

by AreialInferno November 09, 2014

Ebola

A disease spread through bodily fluids (NOT SALIVA). Uneducated people think you'll get Ebola whenever you're near anyone with it and scream "EBOLA!" everytime someone coughs or sneezes. The flu is more contagious than Ebola.

*Person coughs*
Idiot: EBOLAAAA
Educated person: You can't get Ebola from spit. You could make out with that person and you wouldn't get it that way, dipshit.

by Emmaedamae October 28, 2014

Ebola

An illness that is a joke even though we could die of it.

"Dude, I got Ebola!"
"Haha. I have Ebola"

by Brisimonetti November 11, 2014