Ebola 

when tattooed across the stomach region means "Flaming homosexual"

Person One: Did you see Rob's new tattoo
Person Two: Yeah doesn't it say Ebola
Person Three: Yeah but I thought he was straight
Person One: Guess not

Ebola by BryanPatrick March 24, 2008

ebola 

Personal problems that make you cry a lot, and make you avoid other people, either because you think they won't like you once they find out or so they don't get dragged into it.

Originating from the image of the disease causing people to cry tears of blood and its contagiousness.

The ebola is acting up :'(

ebola by dasj7 April 18, 2010

Ebola 

An overhyped disease that infects through bodily fluids, causes fever, internal bleeding, vomiting, ect. and killes you. Active in a small part of west Africa. Was in America, the UK and Nigeria but was stopped long before it could get out of control.

Tim: *sneezes*
Tom: ZOMG!!!11!!1!!! EBOLA!!!111111!!!!!

Ebola by AreialInferno November 9, 2014

Ebola 

A disease spread through bodily fluids (NOT SALIVA). Uneducated people think you'll get Ebola whenever you're near anyone with it and scream "EBOLA!" everytime someone coughs or sneezes. The flu is more contagious than Ebola.

*Person coughs*
Idiot: EBOLAAAA
Educated person: You can't get Ebola from spit. You could make out with that person and you wouldn't get it that way, dipshit.

Ebola by Emmaedamae October 28, 2014

Ebola 

An illness that is a joke even though we could die of it.

"Dude, I got Ebola!"
"Haha. I have Ebola"

Ebola by Brisimonetti November 11, 2014

Ebola 

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Ebola is in America and once it hits my town, I'm moving to Austrialla...
Mwahahaha.

There is ebola in NY and Texas

Ebola by Awesome Person October 28, 2014

Ebola 

A highly controversial epidemic possibly dropped into Africa. Possibly invented to rid the world of the Africans - s.z

A: Oh I might have Ebola.

B: You may have been targeted by the government

Ebola by Lilboosie911 October 2, 2014