Cretin

Everybody!

Shootings, Dead beat parents, Shallowness, Doomsayers,religious and/or political freaks, "Chicken littles" (the sky is falling!), "Disaster Victims" ( Life can really suck, find the strength to endure!), The prejudice ( be who you want to be), Over opinionated hypocrites ( like me ). Are examples of cretins

by A secret to everybody. January 23, 2009

Cretinated

Making someone look stupid..

Natalie became cretinated last night and looked like a proper donut.

by JojoDicMoJo May 03, 2020

Cretin

A word to use the people in the world who are monstrously retarded, unintelligent, vile, pathetic, greasy, crusty, dumb, sometimes fat, unfortunately untalented, and all around awful in every possible way that is imaginable to the point that not even Jesus can save them. Cretins, by definition, suffer from "cretinism" and can be described as "cretinous." Specific cretins are actually recognized by the medical community as cretins with an official MD Grant of Cretinism - which is rare.

Normal Person #1: Look at that monstrously retarded, unintelligent, vile, pathetic, greasy, crusty, dumb, fat, unfortunately untalented, and all around awful person.

Normal Person #2: Yeah, it must be cretin.

*cretin turns towards the normal people*

Cretin: AFSDFDFSKPOEMOOADDJFSFSDUFSOKDFOPFSFS!!!?!?@ IM A CRETIN I SUCK SO MUCH BALLS AHH IM A CRETIN AHH!

by mlad August 15, 2009

Cretin

A person/people who jumps marina in a group 3 or less and when jumping they don’t jump off they fall off

That chaps a little cretin jumping off marina by himself

by SquidgyBlack August 09, 2019

Cretin

A person who lives in the town of Crete, IL.

If they decide to move somewhere outside of Crete, they become an Ex-Cretin.

Are you from Chicago? No, i'm a Cretin.

by awsnap April 01, 2009

Cretin

The lowest form of humanity. A person that is a waste of air. A person who is lazy and doesn't contribute anything to society. Someone who kills the mood and is a hoe to their friends.

Grace Burlinson is the definition of a cretin.

by Megan Price November 24, 2015

Cretin

A completely irrelevant mope of a douchebag. Cretins possess exceptionally low intelligence and street smarts, are aroused by bathroom humour and above all love to play idiotic practical jokes. A cretin is generally reared in either a rural or suburban setting and therefore lacks many social graces necessary for sexy urban life. A cretin left to it's own devices eventually implodes in on itself. Cretins require excessive amounts of ritalin and/or Flintstones chewable vitamins. Finally they tend to respond to the name Dave.

That fucktard Dave is such a cretin. He put gunpowder in all the ashtrays at the kegger over at the Cardinal Apartments last night. What a douchebag.

by Alfonso T. Watt May 11, 2010