weiner

me: *falls*
me: im such a weiner
by jaredpadaladalickme March 29, 2017
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weiner

a stupid or weak (not strong)person...weenie,or a pussy
john is a weiner because he didnt know 1+1.....anthony is a weiner because i said so....
by steevin May 31, 2007
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weiner

A sexy word used to turn a girl on, usually when sitting behind her at a movie theatre.
"Hey...pssst...I just rubbed popcorn butter on my weiner!"
by tankin355 October 29, 2007
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weiner

"Hey babe, do you wanna know how big my weiner is?"

"Since you don't have one, I'd say it's roughly the same size as your wiener."
by ssw February 10, 2008
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weiners

An Italian male with Jewish characteristics. Has a high pitched nasally voice that when making threats can never be taken seriously by anyone, they will only result in laughter. Constantly complaining about how bad life is and how the whores they date keep fucking everybody behind his back. Will constantly pester you to buy his shitty vitamin products and "join the team". A Weiners might be seen in a record store buying "the classics", wearing a beanie cap which resembles a Yamaka, hence the Jewish characteristics. A Weiners looks at the world with an outlook similar to an 80 year old Jewish grandmother's. The best way to defeat a Weiners is through unidentifiable text messages. Please do not get a Weiners to do anything bad, especially coke, because he'll think your the devil. When placed in a crew a Weiners has a role similar to 'Screech' in Saved By The Bell
"Everybody's always messing with me."

" That's because you pulled a Weiners"
by Big Travis October 02, 2006
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weinerism

when u like the weiner,study,worship,practice,sing dance,love,devour,take in with open mouth,and take care of the weiner.(big lover of oral sex)
1 gurl and 2 guys are at a table.one says,
i dont know about u all cuz i practice weinerism and i am damn proud of it!!the other guy says,yea u know what i like the weiner also,so i shall convert.
by weinerism queen December 31, 2004
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