Twatter 

When one vents to their own or a friend's vagina similar to the online social networking service called Twitter.

Betty Sue: "I just tweeted on Twitter about how horrid my day was."

Anna Joe: "Funny! I just twattered my vagina the same thing a few minutes ago....or maybe that was my grandma's? It's been a long day, Betty Sue :(."

Twatter by Meatloaf_Surprise February 24, 2010

twatter 

A person who has just hit you in the face and/or genitals

Jim's a effin' twatter for hitting me

twatter by Mark Weldon September 16, 2003

Twatter 

Derogatory name for a Twin Otter airplane.

He flies a Twatter.

Twatter by Pilot532 October 21, 2010

twatter 

someone who repeatedly posts twitter posts that nobody but themselves cares about

annyingtwt: jst woke up, the sunz up, fml
"Did you just read Paris Hiltons tweet"
"No because she is such a twatter"

twatter by foxc September 21, 2009

twatter 

A flirty, sexual charged message or photo sent via twitter. Although a twatter may be delivered via text message, it should not be confused with sext.

verb uses:

twatter. twattering. twattered.

noun usage: "In May 2011, Rep. Anthony Weiner (Dem, NY) blamed 'hackers' for a twatter sent from his twitter account."

verb usage: "In May 2011, Rep. Anthony Weiner (Dem, NY) admitted to the lying, saying he twattered it, not a hacker."

conversation between dan and joe:

dan: "What are you doing, Joe?"

joe: "Kate just sent me a twatter..."

dan: "What is that, like a sext?"

joe: "Yes... but it come in from twitter, so it's a twatter..."

dan: "Oh. OK. Can I see?"

joe: "Uhh. No."

dan: silent

joe: "if i showed you, than you would see my 'representative', because I started it by twattering her."

dan: "Thanks for warning me. I don't want to see your Weiner."

twatter by eee-rrr-iii-ccc December 1, 2011

twatter 

A twitter update given by an ObGyn to inform his staff of his status.

Dr. Scott twattered that he was off call in hopes that he would have a quiet anniversary dinner with his wife

twatter by deerex December 2, 2009

Twatter 

Derived from neutral common Twitter, people Twittering about various things.
When people are Twittering about typical feminin topics, it is called Twattering
This refers to a certain part of the feminin body known as "Twat"
As females tend to be proudly different, but as least as nice as men, theri social media skils differ a lot....

Girl Twatter: getting some lipstick to impress the #boys
Woman Twatter: Picking up some chocolate for TV night on the couch
Girl: broke up with #boyfriend cause he went out with his buddies

Twatter by HeinHenderson December 1, 2009