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Corporate Karma Sutra

The number of different ways that a large company can shaft a smaller company or one of its customers. Typically in a contract or the small print.
Damn, I tried to get a replacement phone from customer services which should have been free, but they threw the corporate karma sutra at me and now I have to pay them for it.
by jonnimac March 9, 2009
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kama sutra cougar

a krispy that endures sprains and rugburns while experimenting on the trapeze
Mags - why does krispy have a neckbrace on today?
streefy - it was a kama sutra cougar evening.
by Izzard January 27, 2007
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Karma Sutra Tequila

When engaging in intercourse the man will lick salt out of the woman's anus followed by a shot of tequila and a wedge of lime retrieved from inside the woman's vagina.
'Hey Brandon want a pre-night out bang?' 'Sure Shirley but wanna get on the Tequila early' 'Sure thing Brandon we can Karma Sutra Tequila it' 'Sweet buns Shirls'
by Cisonyourface January 30, 2015
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comma sutra

aka the gospel of hustle

a guide that details the zen & art of making money

a canon of scripture for the church of hustle
have u seen my copy of the comma sutra?
by meowz April 23, 2018
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mantra sutra

When one's central purpose and life's calling is the sexual satisfaction of every creature they encounter : man, woman, beast.
Have you seen the latest Keanu Reeves film? He's a master at the mantra sutra.
by bangingdads June 7, 2016
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lava sutra

A proprietary combination of finely washed and often flavored cocaine, mixed with a dose of Cialis or some other common vasodilator.
Take two snorts of Lava Sutra and call her again in the morning
by Pygmy PieRisHoar October 4, 2022
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