Someone who does what you tell them to; someone who gives an obvious answer; a sarcastic name for someone who is "brilliant"
A: Man, was that a rough exam!
B: You can say that again!
A: Man, was that a rough exam!
B: Thanks Sparky!
B: You can say that again!
A: Man, was that a rough exam!
B: Thanks Sparky!
by Christine March 25, 2004

when youre joking with someone and don't give a fuck if you know their name or not,and make it evident disrespectfully when you post
i don't give a flying fuck who the fuck you think you are sparky,that type of shit doesnt fly on audiogalaxy
by Guy Williams July 27, 2006

Phrase used to describe someone who is/does something really fuckin stupid, is extremely annoying, a raging albino or otherwise just a major pain in the ass!! Synonym: George Costanza.
Guy 1: Stuffs his snowmobile because he forgot to clamp it!
Guy 1's friends to Guy 1: SPARKY!
Friend #1 to Friend #2 after he gets an OUI for not turning on his headlights... "Sparky!"
Guy 1's friends to Guy 1: SPARKY!
Friend #1 to Friend #2 after he gets an OUI for not turning on his headlights... "Sparky!"
by DewNut March 27, 2008

Ill as fuck guy with mad crazy skills with the ladies. A true ladies man. He is skinny as a post, but has an arsinal of automatics down to twenty twos. fucker
"That Sparkie, he is such a dream boat"
by Sparkie January 20, 2004

A redhead, wild and untameable whilst being sexy and sweet, purr's like a kitten when not on her feet. Thrashes around town in an Elise, talented and very willing to please.
by Jeepy December 15, 2004

the act sticking a straightened out paper clip through your nose like a bull ring, then, touch boths ends of the paper clip to the positive and negative ends of a AA battery and see how long you can withstand the pain. Elite party game
dude 1) you should do the sparky
dude 2) hell nah that’s crazy
dude 1) would you do it for a scooby snack
dude 2) fuck yeah
*dies*
dude 2) hell nah that’s crazy
dude 1) would you do it for a scooby snack
dude 2) fuck yeah
*dies*
by WalnutPaste September 10, 2019

by FuccU June 12, 2019
