Sam 

Sams are usually homosexual children that like to deep throat bananas at lunch and make their friends feel uncomfortable

Sam do you mind not doing that

Sam- *gurgles* and shoves banana down further

Sam by WE%T0N October 5, 2017

Sam 

Short for Samantha; A Beautiful girl that is fun, nice, hot, fun to be around, a great person, if you ever meet her befriend her asap! Although its clear that she is great, she doesn't believe it, but thats just her nature. :)

My day has been going bad... T_T
Oh Sam is here!!! :DDD

Sam by seensunforthefirsttime February 5, 2010

Sam 

The thing you find next to a tree after it rains.

Oh! I've found a Sam here!

Sam by Theurband February 4, 2019

Sam 

When you start to meet a Sam you will like him and think he’s chill, you will shortly realize he will begin to make puns about the male genitalia.

Eventually he will ask you things like “you got that BBC?” and ask you if you are snipped, tell him you are, otherwise you will never hear the end of it. Ever.

Sams sometimes like to make fun of people’s dads for not being..ya know...and that can make people upset sometimes.

At the end of the day Sams are pretty funny and a good guy in general, also fun to hang around and party with. Get you a Sam if your looking for a good laugh.

Ian B: Yeah you know my parents just didin’t decide to circumcise me, nothing wrong with that!

Sam: OMG, your so uncircumcised, you will never live this down, you got the biggest baddest uncircumcised BBC. How’s having forskin? Does it feel better? Bro your not circumcised. I mean your just not.

Sam by BibleStudy October 29, 2018

Sam 

Sam is short for Samuel. Will be an awesome friend and really nice. his hair is unbelievably soft. He has girls chasing after him and he will chase them back. HILARIOUS!..cute kid..

" that guy is such a cutie. he is funny and sweet. he must be a Sam."

Sam by you know baby! April 26, 2009

Sam  

Sam is an awesome name as it resembles an awesome person!

For example in a conversation.

Person one: oh did you hear that awesome joke?

Person two: which one?

Person one: that one that sam did

Person two: Who's sam?

Person one: that awesome guy...

Person two: oh yes he is awesome

Sam by babefrm93 March 8, 2009

Sam 

The most perfect guy you could ever meet. He is the definition of perfect, hes sweet caring, sincere, kind, cute, attractive, silly. And is the most caring a sensitive guy ever. He will make your heart melt. If you ever snatch up a Sam you'll be glad.

Girl1: Have you met Sam?
Girl2: Hes like the definition of perfection.
Girl1: I know right!

Sam by Chloay January 10, 2013