An event that stupid people think is the "pinnacle of you high school career". Really it's just a way for guys to pay $300 and girls $150 to bone each other. You prance around like an idiot to crappy rap music. Some people feel like they missed out on something important because they skipped prom. Those people are retards.
Douche Bag:"Dude, you goin to Prom next Saturday"
Pro:"Fuck no shits a waste of money"
Douche Bag:"ha you just couldn't get a date"
Pro:"Well I'll be fucking your mom on saturday does that count as a date?"
Pro:"Fuck no shits a waste of money"
Douche Bag:"ha you just couldn't get a date"
Pro:"Well I'll be fucking your mom on saturday does that count as a date?"
by Todd Olson May 7, 2007
by TreeWeezel April 4, 2011
1)high school sponsored prostitution 2) a large gathering of horny immature high school kids dancing to lame ass music, with absolutely no access to vodka or rum 3) the "best night" of a middle-aged person's life
lame high school boy "for as much money as i've spent on this girl she better put out, or it's the end or our relationship"
30 years later lame high school boy to son "Son, this will be the best night of your life. It sure was mine, your mom doesn't put out nearly as well as that whats-her-name i fucked after my prom"
30 years later lame high school boy to son "Son, this will be the best night of your life. It sure was mine, your mom doesn't put out nearly as well as that whats-her-name i fucked after my prom"
by morgan12 February 24, 2011
A night that is liberal, sexy, horny, and a good way to get laid legally, which I couldn't get a girl to go with me so I really didn't experience it.
Hmm well I couldn't get a girlfriend to go to the prom with so my hand will work just as fine plus its a lot cheaper too ^_^
by The Dalai Llama September 14, 2003
A corperate controlled and promoted high school "institution." The corperations really benifit from the money you spend on the prom, not you school. Save your money, and your life, and stay home that night.
by Disco Stu September 25, 2003
An excuse for horny young teenagers to get together for a night of fornication and promiscuity, ah the promise of a one night stand in a hotel room with your chem lab partner ??.. how romantic!
by Cherish and Lydia May 22, 2003
A "ball" or "dance" that is formal and most commonly held during the junior and senior years of high school. A popular and anticipated event to the lives of many students, where tradition goes a date is taken, dresses are bought and tuxedoes and limos are usually rented, complete with expensive preparation that include trips to salons, boutiques, hotels, etc. A pre-photo shoot and dinner are common amongst large parties or regular dates. Held usually in a school gymnasium, or if the student government has some money, a hotel, country club, or even a boat. Hip-hop or mainstream music is usually played, complete with dancing or socializing in a decorated or themed setting. A prom king or queen that have been elected days before the prom are crowned. Proms usually end with an after party or dinner.
Student #1: Hey tell me about the prom coming up!
Student #2: Well, my date is Michael, and we're matching with the colors red and white. We're gonna have dinner with my friends at Olive Garden. The prom theme is something tropical. The court nominees are Ashley, Shannon, Michelle, Adrian, Jordan, and Jacob. I'm gonna vote for Ashley and Jake. Afterward, I'm heading to Ashley's party. I'm so excited!
Student #2: Well, my date is Michael, and we're matching with the colors red and white. We're gonna have dinner with my friends at Olive Garden. The prom theme is something tropical. The court nominees are Ashley, Shannon, Michelle, Adrian, Jordan, and Jacob. I'm gonna vote for Ashley and Jake. Afterward, I'm heading to Ashley's party. I'm so excited!
by Kenneth August 3, 2005