A Beta male who wishes to be connected to his overbearing mother by trying to get back inside her womb, and be fed once again by the umbilical cord. (Metaphorically speaking)
by Shitshow1986 June 29, 2022
A poor broke ugly man who kisses her placenta baby breeding ass because he is trapped in a rotten boring marriage and can't afford to divorce her. More than likely he just cheats on her with the beautiful intelligent girl who is not a ugly baby breeder.
No Man I can't go anywhere tonight because I have to go clean house, go to the grocery store and do laundry because I am a placenta kisser to my ugly baby breeder who trapped me.
by Wicked Witch August 23, 2017
A perfectly blended fetus of an unborn child deliciously poured into a cup mixed with milk and topped with a serving of fresh wipped cream. (also served with a cherry on top)
by lawler00 March 29, 2010
A fictional charachter based on the fictional character "Santa Clause" who is a de-ranged twisted violent version of the round, jolly man who appears every December. Placenta Claus is bearded but it is not gray. Also, Placenta Claus is jolly, sometimes nice, and much skinnier than Santa Claus. Placenta Claus usually appears on the Friday morning after Thanksgiving in Cedar Bluffs, Nebraska. Typically, Placenta Claus makes his first appearence to Alan Parsons Project "Sirius" before a large crowth of intoxicated party-goers.
by MALOUSEK December 8, 2007
When a girl has an abortion, but they leave in the placenta, so anytime she pees she thinks the placenta comes out, even though it actually doesn't
by J768977i9 April 29, 2016
by blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake July 14, 2008
Dude, PLEASE toss the coffee placenta after you make a pot. It gets gross and grows mold if you leave it in there!
by vasking November 17, 2009