The people who will eventually rule the world.
Man, Justin's such a nerd. He got a perfect score on the last 3 science tests.
by Pur3 3n1gma May 19, 2010
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They typically have one
or several fields that they
can't get enough of learning
about.
Being scholarly is one of the
biggest misconceptions about
them.
They don't neccassarily have to
be super-studious
(a lot of them aren't actually),
but a general craving for random
but useful knowledge is what
they exhibit.
Online gaming, DDR, anime, and
manga among various other things
tend to be their interests.
They also normally have GREAT
taste in music =
Nerds may be socially awkward at
times, but just like
everyone else --
they're wonderfully outgoing
and fun when around like-
minded people.
A nerd will be friendly with
anyone who's nice to them;
the non-cocky ones are always
great about setting stereotypes
aside in relationships.
A nerd is almost always generally
a sincere, fun person who
you can almost never have a dull
conversation with.

In short, nerds are some of the coolest people you'll ever meet.
by SufferingxArtist July 11, 2008
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A person discriminated for having half a brain by stupid fashion-following kids who can hardly string two words together
Townie: You iz so dumb, you iz such a nerd
Nerd: Dumb? At least I know how to talk properly
by DeaD PersoN August 1, 2003
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A person characterized by being elite in having an extensive knowledge of one or many useful, often difficult, but always socially 'uncool' subjects. Nerds are similar to geeks and may share geek interests (e.g. Star Wars, D&D) but what defines a nerd is that they have practical, not just trivial, expertise.
A nerd would rather organize a LAN party than a kegger.
by Millsy September 15, 2003
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Someone who has the complete knowledge (and then some) to create MDMA(ecstacy) and nootropics(permanent brain boosting smart drugs), but are too chicken and brainwashed governmentally to do it. Nootropics are non-toxic and increase IQ and memory while cognitive enhancers (like mercury) only give a temporary boost while leaving the brain toxic and worse than before. Nerds are joining the illuminati to screw us all, when, in the end, the illuminati will screw them first. Foolish freedom stealing nerds. Bill Gates has joined them. Rob Portman is an illuminati member. Tyranny WILL FALL! The NWO WILL FAIL!
Dude A:Have you heard how nerds made a nootropic illegal?
Educated Person: Actually I read it online! How can they do that? Do they want us all to be morons or what!
Dude B:It's all part of the NWO, man! They want us ALL to be dummies. They only want intellect for themselves with their crazy obsession with "genetic modification", which caused many deseases.
Educated Person: Nerds think they own everything, when they all look like dick heads.
Nerd: looks stereotypish Uh? Don't we all should eccept that I'm smarter than all of you. Only nerds with genetics and illuminati will control all. Killing 90 pur-cent of you, hahaha!.
Educated Person: No one's talking to you. Shut up, Assface!
Dude A: Yeah! SHut up!
Dude B: Shut the hell up, "Nerd". (N)oob (E)ating Ronald (R)eagan's (D)ick! N.E.R.D.
by GhostlyTruth July 27, 2012
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A real nerd is smart and stylish, but they are secretly nerds. An idiotic, school obsessed, fool who is least likely to go to college, be social enough, or at least wear normal clothes. The media potrays the steryotype, and they demonstrate that the media is telling the truth. When someone looks up the word nerd, the F**king images tell it all. why don't nerds (or white N***ers) grow up and wear stylish or regular clothes and post them on the internet (even 1990s clothes would be OK. If not, GO TO HELL "NERDS". From

a different and stylish (brand name clothes and shoes like nike, adidas, air, avirex, reebok, ect.) dude with lots of confidence, intelligent, was laughed at the most for over three years in high school who considered himself a nerd in an overflowingly positive way until that was shattered by harsh reality. I am not a "nerd" anymore because of F***in' "nerds"! If not, all of you "nerds" (including milhose whose a geek (air-head with loser clothes) are going to pay. Your clothes wouldn't even help the needy ('cause they're not desperate).You "nerds" are sooooo foolish not even Mr.T could pity you. You "nerds" are so unstylish not even Naruto could believe it!!!!! "Nerds" are all neeks: Smart like a nerd, but as unstylish as a geek.
Mr.T:I pity da foo, but not da nerd(Mega fool or "nerd")!
Naruto:!!That's right, I can't believe it!!
"Nerd":neek
by HawaiianPunch1 January 29, 2010
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to excel at everything. Many describe this as "Westervelting" it.
hey how did you do on the Lecon B quiz?

Oh me I "Westervelted" it

Atta Boy you nerd!
by les dixiemes November 5, 2010
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