Lance

The quick insertion of an insult while giving a complement in which the complement outways the insult.

Your really look nice today, how far along are you?

You so got lanced.
L2

by Weareclackers...... March 5, 2014

Lance

Lance is short for Lance-romance, which means that your boy is putting in overtime with a girl. Or Lancing.

Come one Lance, let's leave this party.
Look at Chris, getting his lance on over there.
You coming to the game with us, or are you getting your lance on tonight with Leigh.

by Ciznal April 18, 2007

Lance

Don’t be surprised if Lance is gay.

Did you see Lance sucking cock behind the stairwell yesterday?

by fendii.i May 15, 2018

Lance

A giant Slongdaconda

Look at that Lance

by BlackJesusCrip January 29, 2014

Lance

1. Very long, slender, and pointy penis.
2. A long medieval weapon with a metal point carried by cavalry into bloody battle.

1. Lance nailed me with his lance.
2. Sir Lance nailed me with his lance.

by Theshouldbes June 13, 2005

Lance

Noun, adjective.
1 : of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another of the same sex
2 : of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between persons of the same sex

Derived from Lance Bass after his coming out of the closet.

See faggot

"Dude, stop touching my ballz, that's totally Lance!"
"Hey, Lance, you still slurping jizz?"
"That's about the most Lance thing I've ever seen."
"Yeah, I love men. Yeah, I'm Lance. Wanna fight about it?"

by Travis McLennan September 2, 2006

Lance

Little scrawny boy, no friends, no life, no clout, no bitches. Dick rides his cousins that start with the following: Kyle or Leandre. Dick rides his friends. Small penis to the point where it’s microscopic. Lonely, but has his lil bro with him. He’s also fruity and ALWAYS son his man period whenever you do the slightest thing like breathing or some shit.

Bro why do you always gotta pull off a Lance

by tuhmayto June 21, 2019