A very strange individual, normally a homo , who enjoys cutting himself...
Normally has a lame hairstyle, and only one tone of voice. He enjoys insulting other people, and trying to direct their lives, when, really, he has no life himself.
Normally has a lame hairstyle, and only one tone of voice. He enjoys insulting other people, and trying to direct their lives, when, really, he has no life himself.
by Maureen&&Edgar May 28, 2009
A small dick little bitch who needs to compensate for his small penis by having a fake work truck and a big boat. His tiny micro boy penis gets smaller every time he pulls the trigger of a speargun. His boyfriends all enjoy his thick eyebrows and his height is just right for sucking cock. His hair is also very thick and slicked back by a nice fist full of jizz. Lieutenant tight ass is the name, "it gets looser every night" so Kurt says. He's like the little house dog everyone thought would get bigger but he was just bred to be small. He will never grow to be a big dog. He's the catcher in every homosexual intimacy in which he involves himself. "I am a giant flaming pussy"- Kurt
by Do it for saint September 15, 2017
by James Harrington February 18, 2008
by youngsexybeast September 11, 2020
Kurt is a piece of garbage that is always trying to discriminate people for who they are. They try to make you feel bad for themselves by making you feel absolutely worthless and gay. He's a pimp that sleeps with 5 women at once just to please himself. He stares women in the eyes and takes them to his special place.
NEVER TRUST A KURT
NEVER TRUST A KURT
Girl1: Have you met Kurt?
Girl2: Yeah, he's a perv...
Girl3: I heard that he got it on with his teachers.
Kurt: Hey!
(Women run away screaming)
Girl2: Yeah, he's a perv...
Girl3: I heard that he got it on with his teachers.
Kurt: Hey!
(Women run away screaming)
by BobIsWeird April 11, 2018
kurte another word for cute if you want to be funny then just say ´That anit kurte ummhmmm no it anit´.Or if something is not cute say cute
by Ackadonkey January 29, 2020
The act of shamelessly asking for or taking things you didn't work for. Mostly marijuana, cigarettes, and money. Bonus points if you never call what you want by it's real name
Come home and all your weed gone. Damn it son I just got Kurted.
See that cat asking for squares outside the club? I almost got Kurted.
"Yo man gimme one them Marlboro browns!" Nah my man, don't feel like getting Kurted today.
See that cat asking for squares outside the club? I almost got Kurted.
"Yo man gimme one them Marlboro browns!" Nah my man, don't feel like getting Kurted today.
by Kurtillac killa May 28, 2018