noun. an old pervert - typically in his early to mid 80's - who answers the door to trick or treaters with his erect wiener (symbology of a light sabre) painted blue and sticking out of his tan jedi costume.
Jeffrey: Don't go to old man Stevens place!
Theo: Wha?
Jeffrey: He's is the old bone kenobi that I was telling you about today during home ec
Theo: Wha?
Jeffrey: He's is the old bone kenobi that I was telling you about today during home ec
by cornfritter October 20, 2010
Obi Wan Kenobi is the Jedi who trains Anakin Skywalker otherwise known as Darth Vader. He is very wise and powerful. His master, the one who trained him was Qui-Gon Jin, he was killed. Obi-Wan despite what some say, did train Anakin well. Vader kills him, but Obi-Wan lives on as one with the force. Soon after Anakin redeems himself and joins his old master.
Obi Wan Kenobi: Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?
Anakin: Don't say that, master. You're the closest thing I have to a father.
Anakin: Don't say that, master. You're the closest thing I have to a father.
by Jedi Master Luna February 1, 2006
by Cpt,Jack Sparrow January 19, 2017
by boochslaya February 27, 2020
When a pupil becomes stronger than their master, realises this, and ousts or overruns their former mentor. In reference to when Anakin Skywalker kills Obi Wan Kenobi in Star Wars.
I got a promotion today. Remember I told you about my boss who hired me when I was a graduate? Well he got fired and I got his job-he got Obi Wan Kenobied!
by rcsterling89 September 2, 2012
When a man gives his partner a facial while standing on a raised platform and announces that he has "the high ground"
"Its over Anakin! I have the high ground..." Obi-Wang Kenobi announced as he unleashed his midi-chlorians on Anakin's ashen face.
by Ben Booper July 19, 2017
by DocFriday May 13, 2021