The name of a character in the movie "Aliens", produced by 20th Century Fox. Portayed by Carrie Henn. Is an occupant of the "Hadley's Hope" mining colony on the planet LV-426. Has a brother named Timmy and is daughter of Ann and Russ Jorden. Was sent, along with her family to find an alien ship that contained alien parasites that killed their hosts and spawned new aliens. Was the only survivor of the alien attack that clamied the lives of the people in the colony. Newt can also fit into small spaces and crevices where the aliens can't reach her. Was rescued by a team of military personnel who came to the planet to investigate the status of the colony. Formed an emotional bond with Ellen Ripley, the fellow survivor of an alien attack. Was kidnapped by the aliens while escaping from Hadley's Hope and was almost impregnated with an alien embryo, but was saved by Ripley. Newt died when, coming back to Earth, her cryotube was flooded with water after the ship they had been travelling on was attacked by an alien and they were forced into escape pods that jettisoned to an isolated planet. However, she still survives in (the clone version of) Ellen Ripley's memories.
by crazyrabbits May 06, 2005

I very kind guy, who loves middle market private equity, falconry, brick oven pizza and most of all Nicky. He can at times be overly committed to career progression and finishing his MBA.
Damn it all Jorden Hoffman ever does is talk about his career! Wish he would just enjoy new years in times square.
by Troll King11 January 25, 2024

Jordene is a very rare woman. She is a fun loving girl who likes to cause just a little bit of trouble. She usually has curly hair and is giggly. A Jordene cares a lot for others but sometimes gets emotionally attached. She is a good listener but also a good speaker. She is a clever comedian with a very colourful soul. A Jordene also usually has a very round big butt. She’s very bubbly and attracts both males and females. If you ever meet a Jordene, you’ll never forget her. She is great company and is always ready to have some fun.
by Jordene November 24, 2021

by nakedzedster January 08, 2019

Jorden is a very dark black weird ass man when you think of Jorden you think who tf would name their kid Jorden
by Donnyypoo November 19, 2023

A girl with a unisex name. Indecisive but mindful. Literal instead of a dreamer. Tends to run away from her emotions instead of dealing. Has traits that lead to frustration. Never get tired of a Jorden because you’ll never find another.
by Sladermater69 November 22, 2021

Jordens are generally very good at keeping secrets, while they are not very caring the can still be good as a sholder too cry on. usaully decently funny and are under aprecciated for how hard they work to get others acknowledgement. lots of the time jordens have mood swing, not like from happy too angry but happy too sad. however they are mostly chill and mind their own bussines
Person one: that dude looks under aprecciated do you think he is a jorden?
Person two: we should cheer him up shoulnt we?
Person one: yeah lets goo
Person two: we should cheer him up shoulnt we?
Person one: yeah lets goo
by jokertheinsanity April 14, 2022
