hosed

shit-faced, loaded, hammered, pissed, wasted, intoxicated, drunk, fucked up, gone, or otherwise suffering effects of alcohol

Man, I had to be hosed to go home with that fat ho!

by shum February 21, 2003

Hosed

Destroying someone so bad at a game or life situation that they are completely demoralized and reconsider their purpose in life.

Bro we Hosed the shit out of those fools at beerball last night. Nothing like hosing a bunch of noobs.

by Bubblewrapmasta June 26, 2011

HOSED

Hand Out Stimulus Every Day or Handed Out Stimulus Every Day or Handing Out Stimulus Every Day

Harry and Nancy have hosed the American People!

by tnquake February 12, 2009

hose

To steal something of someone else's.


See also : Jack

Did you hose my nappy weave?

by James November 28, 2003

Hose A

When you are a female waitress in a restaurant, Hose A is the most doable of the cooks, the alpha mexican. He is of course followed by Hose B and C.

"If I had to fuck one of them I think I'd pick Pedro, he's definately the Hose A"

by Kaylee123 June 14, 2008

Hanging the Hose

Exhibiting a flacid penis for all to see. Usually associated with older males

Simon came out of the steam room with out a towel, just hanging the hose.

by Stinky Pooo April 27, 2017

Bullet Hose

An automatic weapon with a high rate of fire; a weapon that fires its rounds so quickly and in such large quantities that it can be compared to water spraying out of a garden hose.

"The MG42 is a real bullet hose; it burns through ammo belts in ten seconds flat."

by ZeroDevil December 28, 2011