gooning 

The act of a very addicted or chronic masturbator; getting so into masturbating, or jacking off, that the dude becomes a total goon; becomes stupid on his own cock. Can think of nothing else but busting a nut.

Big Bro: Dude, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were jacking off.

Lil Bro: I'm not JUST jacking off bro, I'm fucking gooning on this dick!

gooning by jackinjason September 14, 2005

Goofin

Can be used to signify how hard you be stuntin on these fuck*n haterz.

Hater: Your floss ain't even clean
You: Shut it bitxch, I was goofin all over your mom last night

Goofin by goofusbgoofin96 December 9, 2018

Muddy Golfing 

During intense intercourse, a man pulls his mighty warrior out of his partner, and forcefully shoves his balls into his partners dirty, unwashed booty-hole.

"Did you hear about Zach?"

"No, why?"
"He was Muddy Golfing with her during the fire works!"

"Really? That's awesome!"

Muddy Golfing by RandZIdeas July 6, 2014

Goopingatored 

Shit-Stirrer but prognosticator extraordinaire

I cant believe DeCavelier believed that shit.
yeah he done got Goopingatored.

Goopingatored by crotchy'spitcookedbbq October 8, 2010

Goofang 

The act of shitting your pants while watching The Goofy Movie

After class, I plan to go home and goofang.

Nothing like a good goofang before bedtime.

Goofang by GlowingTalas May 21, 2011

Goobing 

Causing a public disturbance in an amusing way.

Person 1: Hey did you see that guy in the parking lot wear that ghillie suit?
Person 2: Yeah, he was straight goobing.

Goobing by borps July 8, 2020

goosing 

Wanting something really bad.

This term was coined in the hit podcast Chuckle Sandwich in the year 2021.

I'm goosing for some Tostitos right now.

goosing by benblem January 15, 2022