If you are friends with one, consider yourself lucky as she does not open up to many people, she holds many dark secrets. Throughout her life, she has developed a hard shell around her heart and blocks out love. She also probably secretly hates you. Being friends with Gemma is like being friends with royalty. She is very wise and holds the best advice but can be confused as a wale at times. She is the size of 5 houses.

She will make some animal noise and won't shut up! No one can compare to her once you've been with a Gemma. Don't lose her she doesn't need you, but you need her more then you think.
a really sexy girl with a nice pair of tits

everybody loves her

woooahh look at her jugs man

itss gotta be a gemma
by bong wack April 8, 2020
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a person who has had too much alcohol. See also: hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, drunkened, loose, tipsy, defcon, well-done, trashed, jagged up, Irish, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated, inebriated, aniahalated, laced, (etc.)
very weekend, gemma gets (insert favourite drunken term here) and pisses people off
by damngirllll September 17, 2009
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Your typical favourite female human who loves men with small penises. She’s very funny at times and isn’t afraid to speak her mind! She doesn’t like being oppressed by others and doesn’t like others oppressing others. Tip for you, never fuck with your local Gemma.
That’s My GEMMA
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If you are friends with one, consider yourself lucky as she does not open up to many people, she holds many deep dark secrets. Throughout her life, she has developed a hard shell around her heart and blocks out love. She also probably secretly hates you. She is very wise and holds the best advice but can be confused as a wale at times. She is the size of 5 houses.

She will make some animal noise and won't shut up! Don't lose her she doesn't need you, but you need her more then you think.
How did she know that. Oh gemma is definitely a witch
by bong wack November 23, 2021
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An unusually large poo. Sometimes so big it won't even flush.
"Don't go in the bathroom, I left a Gemma in there."
"I'll just go do a Gemma. Then we can have sex."
by Conan Lurbakke March 4, 2010
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the most beautiful, perfect most amazing girl you will ever meet in your life. Perfect smile, amazing body and the face of an angel. She will make you laugh forever and her goofy personality makes her the best friend you could ever have. Don't cross one up because she is strong as shit and can beat you up in a second but if you are on her good side, she is the most loving and caring and greatest person you will ever meet and you should keep her
I will marry that girl gemma

damn gemma got a perfect pair of boobies... er I meant to say face
by bobmackie464 April 11, 2020
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