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Commack Corkscrew 

Putting a 100 calorie twinkie into your anus and having a small asian child suck out the cream.
Jamaal Jamaalson: "Yo dawg wat you be up to tonight"
Chun-Hing Choy: "I go Commack Corkscrew your mother tonight!"

Albanian Corkscrew 

An Ancient Albanian term, where a lad penetrates a lass and then twists her around like a corkscrew.
Guy:"Hey you, do you want an albanian corkscrew"
Girl:"Hmm, okay"

G-Vestite Corkscrew

An annoying woman who claims to be a male, Likes 2 girls 1 cup and pretends to have childhood trauma along with her dad leaving her a year after birth.
“Kimmie was in a really bad mood today. Do you have any clue what happened to him?

“Yes I do. I called him a G-Vestite Corkscrew!”

“Well you aren’t wrong. I can’t stand him sometimes.”

Mississippi Corkscrew 

When two midgets, usually rednecks, fuck in a washer machine
"Ayy honey do you wanna go to the backroom and Mississippi Corkscrew?"

Canadian corkscrew 

Having sex with a drunk fat girl from behind until she throws up.
Last week I walked into Danny giving that girl from taco bell the Canadian corkscrew.
Canadian corkscrew by Brian Rex December 9, 2008

anal corkscrew 

To insert penis anally and spin partner. Make sure you spin your partner hard or you will have a broken corkscrew.
"We thought we would try something, new so I gave her an anal corkscrew. She was so dizzy she spun her face right into my donkey punch."
anal corkscrew by Mike Boo April 19, 2008