backseat cooking 

When you tell someone how to cook something or tell them you did something wrong.

“Aren’t you gonna flip that egg?”

“Don’t tell me how to cook in my own house.”

“You’re supposed to dice them, know, scramble them.”

“Stop backseat cooking.”

backseat cooking by GGPlex October 12, 2022

Had It Coming

When a person gets what they deserve, their comeuppance or karma, generally because they've acted selfishly and with total disrespect for the people around them.

When this happens very few people will feel sorry for them, even if they pretend to just to keep up appearances.

Jennifer may have lost a lot of money from the deal, but to be honest she had it coming. She's been hustling all over town for years.

Had It Coming by zekepliskin December 7, 2009

cooking me 

Making Somebody Mad 😡

Some Of Y'all Females Be Cooking Me With Y'all Stiff Weaves

cooking me by IssaSack March 23, 2017

Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! 

A celebratory phrase used following one, or a series of, positive, though generally insignificant event(s).

Its origin can be attributed to Milhouse, a character of television show The Simpsons, who coined the phrase in jubilation after realising the success of his flood pants to keep his cuffs bone dry.

"I left work 10 minutes early today, and I found $2 in the passenger seat of my car! Everything's coming up Milhouse!"

Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! by ess jay dee eff April 30, 2010

choking the nun 

Euphemism for male masturbation. Coined (or at least made popular) by Ryan Stiles on Whose Line Is It Anyway.

"Sorry I'm late. I was choking the nun...if you know what I mean."

choking the nun by Chemical Castration January 2, 2012

choking your chicken

Choking your chicken is whacking yo wienie homie!

Dang, Gabe have you ever been caught in the closet choking your chicken. I have and my Mom is taking me to a shrink tomorrow to see if I'm a perv.

choking your chicken by Home Slice 36 July 10, 2014

Cocaine Coding 

The art of programming an entire piece of software in one line of code.

Can also be defined as one line of code just like one line of cocaine

Programmer 1: Alejandro is really addicted to single lines of code
Programmer 2: Yeah I heard he does Cocaine Coding most of the time

Cocaine Coding by O-K-B October 6, 2021