Chromebook

The WORST laptops

MOM I CAN'T PLAY MINECRAFT ON UR SHITTY CHROMEBOOK!

by PORNHUBUSER January 28, 2021

Chromebook

Cheap slow pice of shit that schools love.

school a baought chromebooks

by ivcu hinxdflkvijmo March 22, 2023

Chromebook

Fucking piece of shit useless computer. Cant even render the cursor moving moving your mouse is like blowing up 10000 blocks of TNT in minecraft and then trying to sprint run. If you have to opportunity to break a Chromebook do so never buy one you will contract cancer from it.

My Chromebook gave me leukemia because of how shit it is.

by fatneektitys June 10, 2021

Chromebook

A piece of shit. Slow machine used by slow people.
-Bill Gates

"I would be gaming right now, but my computer is such a Chromebook!"

by Philliam Definitions September 19, 2023

Chromebook

A Underpowered Laptop That Ranges From $200-$1000 Usually Using An Intel Celeron, Made By Google. Mainly Bought By Schools And Parents Who Is So Cheap That They Buy Chromebooks. It Has A 12 Hour Battery Life Due To How Underpowered It Is. Fast Boot Up Time When Any Computer That Uses An SSD Can Do The Same. Has Built In Security By Blocking All Downloads.

Example 1
Parent: Hey Timmy I Got You A Chromebook
Son: Oh my gosh I GOT A CHROMEBOOK I AM SO HAPPY EEEK
Parent: Well Timmy I’m Glad Your Happy
Example 2
Teacher: Alright Kids Grab A Chromebook
Kids: ugh do we really have to?

by User010 September 18, 2020

Chromebook

The greatest thing for 11 year old girls who like androids yet want a larger screen.

And yes you can get Minecraft on it.

11 year old girl: I love this android but it needs a larger screen!
Google: Hold my G.
11 y.o. girl: Ooh I love this Chromebook. I can get any apps. eVeN WoRk On IT!

by .._your_real_name_.. October 16, 2020

Chromebook

A cheap computer that is good for schools trying to get a good bang for their buck, but they cannot run intensive apps. They are not bad, but their operating system was designed in a way so they cannot download and run apps unless you turn on Linux (beta). They can be fast, and unless you need downloaded apps like steam, then you will be fine with one. Some have pretty good parts, like Core i7s and 16 gigabytes of RAM.

Person 1: Chromebooks are all bad!
Person 2: It really depends on your use case.

by Yeethasbeentaken May 08, 2020