live mostly in miami
they talk weird..
ugly
ghetto D:
wear so much gel on their hair that theyre hair is shiny
super light blue brazilian jeans
show their breasts
have big boobs, if a chonga is 15 years old, she looks like shes 25, because they like to eat alot with gets the hormones from the chickens, cows, and stuff.
most are from puerto rico, cuba, and more latin countries
sleep with their boyfriends alot.
decorate their myspace with glittery words such as : BABY, PRINCESS, CUBANITA, BABE I LOVE YOU, or their "name"
if you want to see a museum of chongas, come to miami (dolphin mall) or at the dollar stores, they think theyre rich but theyre not close to it. shirts only cost like $9 cause of so little fabric it has. >_______________<
the wax most of their eyebrows, or all of it, and sharpies their eyebrown. .... isnt that gross??
also.. they hav the biggest hoop earings with theyre name impinted inside the hoops
they talk weird..
ugly
ghetto D:
wear so much gel on their hair that theyre hair is shiny
super light blue brazilian jeans
show their breasts
have big boobs, if a chonga is 15 years old, she looks like shes 25, because they like to eat alot with gets the hormones from the chickens, cows, and stuff.
most are from puerto rico, cuba, and more latin countries
sleep with their boyfriends alot.
decorate their myspace with glittery words such as : BABY, PRINCESS, CUBANITA, BABE I LOVE YOU, or their "name"
if you want to see a museum of chongas, come to miami (dolphin mall) or at the dollar stores, they think theyre rich but theyre not close to it. shirts only cost like $9 cause of so little fabric it has. >_______________<
the wax most of their eyebrows, or all of it, and sharpies their eyebrown. .... isnt that gross??
also.. they hav the biggest hoop earings with theyre name impinted inside the hoops
-hEiiii $uSie w@ts uPpP ??
-ohHh hei m@mmiie
-i tHink i'm pr3gnAnt ~****
-O: thIs is yo 7th time gIrrll
-heh we're sucH ChonGas
-ohHh hei m@mmiie
-i tHink i'm pr3gnAnt ~****
-O: thIs is yo 7th time gIrrll
-heh we're sucH ChonGas
by alexxxxxxxxxxxxxx October 28, 2007
Jamie Lee Curtis's sexual reproductive organ. It is a combination of both a penis and a vagina. To be more specific it is a penis with no head, hollowed out. Both men and women can do somebody with a chonga.
by LORD DONGALOAD February 27, 2013
A female lacking sense in fashion, urban culture, and social skills. Can be of any ethnicity. Mostly found around southern California. Usually found near beach areas and valleys but are known to migrate to the city. Known for being very materialistic, slutty, and clueless. Are into mainstream bars like Fridays, Yardhouse, BJ's, etc. Also enjoy going to clubs in Hollywood and The O.C. They usually run in packs but can occasionally be seen alone going to the tanning salon with their big round sunglasses, an US weekly magazine, a hot pink or sky blue ruffled skirt, and thick spongie sandals.Used from the spanish word chongo (ponytail). Chongos pulled back to tight or chongo abuse usually lead to brain damage and to females becoming chongas.
I went out with this girl the other night but she was a total dissapointment. She would not stop talking about the hollywood scene, her coach bag, and her little fuckin dog. I had to leave her at the bar. She was such a chonga.
Examples of chongas: Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson
Examples of chongas: Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson
by JoseJCisneros November 12, 2007
1.) A Substitute word. It can mean anything and everything.....can be followed by mya or bya
2.) Tits
2.) Tits
1.) Hey Chonga mya! (substituting someones name for Chonga)
2.) CHONGA!! (used when frustrated)
3.)
(Steve)- If you don't shut the fuck up right now i'm going to kick you in the chongas.
(Bob)......(scared shitless)
4.)
John- did you see that girl's Chonga's?
Tedd- hell yeah i did....and she had a nice ass too!
2.) CHONGA!! (used when frustrated)
3.)
(Steve)- If you don't shut the fuck up right now i'm going to kick you in the chongas.
(Bob)......(scared shitless)
4.)
John- did you see that girl's Chonga's?
Tedd- hell yeah i did....and she had a nice ass too!
by Jetnick August 26, 2008
A mexican whore. People who tear out their eyebrows and draw them in with sharpies, usually wearing large hoop earrings and dressing in particular clothes, usually along the lines of incredibly oversized t-shirts and torn or gaudy jeans.
Screws anything with legs.
In the same category as the gangster, the ghetto, the phat chicks, and the white trash
Screws anything with legs.
In the same category as the gangster, the ghetto, the phat chicks, and the white trash
by Pop! Goes Your Dignity November 12, 2008
the female version of the mexican "cholo". Mexican girl who would wear tight tight jeans that squeeze her very prominent love handles, short and tight shirts revealing their stomaches, wear obscene amounts of lip liner (or sharpie drawn around the lips), extreme amounts of hair gel (or glue) flattening their hair down and making it shiny.
"That chonga's hair was so wet with glue it looked like she had been out in the rain and her lip liner definitely was drawn with sharpie marker," commented Sarah.
by Cassandrandrodo December 26, 2009
a latin whore who is probably named mayatika or some made up cuban name even thought they were born in the states. they listen to rap, and other stupid trendy nonesense. they usually have their hair cemented to their heads with buckets of gel, have hoop earings that you can fly planes through, have shirts tied behind their backs, and can ALWAYS be seen chewing gum. they dont know what melody's are because they listen to rap, nor do they know what real harmonies are. they think niggers like ashante and ciara have good voices when they have never hear of king diamond, nor blaze bayley. these bitches are annoying, stuck up, and are always failing school.
by bigniggerkillerwhoknowsmetalrules February 13, 2006