Thanks Captain obvious is the appropriate response to someone who says something blatantly obvious. This can be said kindly and in jest to one’s friends or spitefully to the jerk that’s been irritating you.
Me: Did you hear in the news about the girl who jumped off of a bridge after leaving a note to her family?
BFF: She must have been suicidal
Me: Thanks captain obvious!
BFF: She must have been suicidal
Me: Thanks captain obvious!
by crazy hooker October 11, 2009
Get the Thanks Captain Obviousmug. A combination of the phrase “No shit Sherlock” (reply to a person stating the obvious) and the title “Captain obvious” (title given to a person stating the obvious).
by Frameton December 24, 2021
Get the No shit captain obviousmug. julianne nemec. a dumb person who always says the most completely obvious things that a third grader would slap their forehead at.
(name withheld to protect identity):"hey, did you hear about the jesse jackson tumblers?"
julianne: "what? like, the black people?!"
(NWTPI):"yes julianne, like the black people. thank you captain obvious."
julianne: "what? like, the black people?!"
(NWTPI):"yes julianne, like the black people. thank you captain obvious."
by qrimminton qrimmeilidon May 13, 2009
Get the captain obviousmug. A phrase generally used to indicate that someone, i.e. Captain Obvious, has just uttered something that everyone can see. Of course, this statement is usually uttered by someone who is only bright enough to see obvious things.
by Ssenillis January 13, 2006
Get the "Thank you Captain Obvious"mug. by pickledfebruary May 21, 2005
Get the Thank you Captain Obviousmug. by puje November 11, 2009
Get the thank you captain obviousmug. Jake: Did you know that crabs is spelled with a "c" and not a "k"?
Joe: Thank you, Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday.
Joe: Thank you, Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterday.
by Ink Spot Mike's wife June 02, 2007
Get the Captain Obvious and the World of Yesterdaymug.