a form of demoralization by recieving a letter that must be sent to many friends in order to have good luck. people will customarily test this theory, by trying to send it to their friends, then finding out they don't have any.
by Orion January 16, 2004
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A very stupid thing which demented sadists write for their own amusement. Appears in the form of an email, "real" letter, or Youtube comment. Usually goes something like this:

Ef u dn't snd this lettr to 20 mor pple then you'r (mom will die/ balls will be cut off/ you will turn gay) at mdnite tonite LOL ROFL!!!!!

Only horribly stupid people follow these, while intelligent people ignore them. Really intelligent people track down the people who right the letters and kill these people with a lawnmower and a pogo stick.
Stupid person: "Oh no's! I just read a chain letter in me email and if me doesn't copy it an' send it to twenty other extremely stupid people, then my mommy will go bye-bye!"
Smart person: "You are a very stupid person."
Stupid person: (Glues foot to forehead) "What?"
by Mbleh July 11, 2008
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"Every turn a surprise. Every moment red letter" (From the song "A Whole New World" Aladdin)
by Lily Evans Potter March 24, 2007
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A letter or email that serves the sole purpose of conveying a hateful (usually deserved) message.
Example of a Hate Letter:

Dear boyfriend,

I'm breaking up with you because you're a disgusting, sexist pig and I can no longer bear to associate with you. I hope you fall off a cliff...and die.

All the best,

your EX girlfriend.

P.S. I will be telling everyone I know that you rape puppies.
by Tzniut January 18, 2012
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street term for ecstasy.
another way of saying e, another term for ecstasy, because "e" is the fifth letter of the alphabet.
"living off letter five and plastic bills..."
- clit 45 "kids aren't alright"
by idkyou6612 July 31, 2008
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A chain letter is one of the most annoying text walls ever.

Most of these start out with a short story,
(Translated from illiteracy)
In 1964(or some shit like that) a girl named (Insert WTF?! Name Here) was (insert deus ex machina here) by (Another WTF?! name) while she was (doing something).

Then do a repost or die.

If you don't send this to (variable) people in (time period), she will kill you with (whatever). If you do, you will be awarded.

These are most common on MySpace because of it's unmoderated bullshit.
In 1829, a gurl namd Haraballius wus wlking on a lke when a man named Tradadallah W.T. Fuck raped her to death. If you dont sent dis chain letter 2 38 ppl by the end of 1408, u will b killd by Haraballius. if u do, u willb re-wrded with coton candee reign.

CHAWKLIT REIGN, SOME STAY DRY AND OTHERS FEEL THE PAIN, CHAWKLIT REIGN
by DJ Jasper June 11, 2008
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A piece of paper with sperm ejaculated onto it, then folded and sent to someone as an actual letter.
Dude 1: I heard Ms. Finke yelled at you today

Dude 2: Yeah, what a bitch.

Dude 1: You should get her back

Dude 2: Don't worry, I sent that ho a Cum Letter

Dude 1: Niiiice
by UnCoolBro September 24, 2010
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