Jean Thong

(noun) - When a girl cuts her pants so short to the point that you can see part of her ass and it's practically underwear.

Dude, did you see Jenifer? She's got the best jean thong on the block!

by derka derka derka derka jihad March 6, 2015

thong berry

A thong berry is what happens when you think you're done with your period, so you put on a thong, but you end up with a congealed blob of gooey uterine blood stuck on your skank floss.

I thought I was done leaking uterus jelly, so I wore and thong that day and ended up with a stank thong berry.

I like CapnCrunch with thong berries

by 2LBSofTOE March 4, 2014

badonka thong

the act of witch R.J Robinson yanks his pants down and rams his under-where (usually tighty whities) up his ass to make it appear that he is wearing a thong, all while he is bouncing around like a little school girl who had her period for the first time.

hey look, R.J. has a badonka thong

by Pimp Master R.J's a Fag October 23, 2011

marshmallow thong

when an extremely white persons ass folds over a thong therefore looking like a marshmallow

did u see brittnays marshmallow thong

by the vaginacologist vampire October 10, 2010

Thong whip

When a girl pulls her thong by the side and it whips off, showing her vagina.

Allie got so drunk last night that she offered to do a thong whip for frank.

by cowtroller August 12, 2014

pure thong

adj. Something that is great and beautiful, in your favor, cool, etc.

All the lights were green on my way home! Pure Thong!

by dac619 December 8, 2011

John in a thong

A really really bad fuck up.

“It’s all gone John in a thong.”

by Daze1997 June 9, 2022