Use as Directed

Heard at the end of every OTC drug radio ad.

The phrase “Use as Directed” is ambiguous and does not constitute adequate dosing instructions for patients or practitioners

by SPrice1980 December 11, 2022

bianca directions

used to tell somebody they are giving you horrible directions in the passenger seat

“you needed to turn left”

“you’re so bad at giving directions, these are bianca directions”

by Blake is a douche June 03, 2025

One Direction

A group of 4 little fucking gays that think they are talented but they are actually just shitty assholes.

They are like One Direction.

by anguiru December 05, 2017

West Direction

The thought that Kanye West will take over the 'popular' band, One Direction.

Hey, did you hear about West Direction?
No.
Oh, OK.

by Rob0_ March 30, 2015

My direct line

25 kids 75 ex's 1000000 hired security

My direct line could triangulate in 7s three times M4 RPGs and flashbangs mk6s and aks

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

One direction

A terrible boy band

Girl: I love one direction

by She hahaha a hunches HD don’t June 16, 2021

Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction

"No matter where you stand, da breeze will invariably blow either towards you or in your face, causing you great difficulty in proceeding ahead and/or "cleanly"/effectively performing tasks dat involve/include vapors/particulates/liquids." (Think, Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke, or trying to bicycle someplace on a blustery day and da stiff wind keeps switching around so dat it's always hinderingly in your face --- never helpfully at your back --- both on your way to your destination AND on your way back home again!)
P.S. Oh yeah --- and don't even **consider** simply postponing outdoor activities till a "still spell" --- DAT will only mean multitudes of mosquitoes and black flies to torment you and make you WISH for a breeze!

Two classic examples of da infuriating effects of Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction would be (1) trying to water your hanging-basket plants on da front porch, but da watering-can's sprinkled droplets keep blowing backwards so dat da water both largely misses your plants and gets you soaking-wet, and (2) trying to employ toss-across collecting when gathering returnables along da highway, but having many of da thrown containers just blow right back onto your side of da road.

by QuacksO August 12, 2019