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Get the bianca directions mug.When a man directly ejaculates inside a woman's vagina with as little intercourse as possible and for the sole purpose of achieving conception. A process of donating sperm that leaves out the sperm banks.
We opted for direct-injection to receive sperm from the donor. I was on the edge of the bed, doggie style, and draped with a white sheet. The donor was behind a folding shoji screen. He was naked and wearing a clean white robe.
He was masturbating with a sanitary safe lubricant. When he got to the point where he was edging he said - I'm ready. I signaled to my husband that I was also ready to receive the donation. My husband called him out, lifted the sheet(which shows consent), and the donor nonchalantly deposited his donation with only one thrust. Then he went back behind the shoji, got dressed, and my husband thanked him and escorted him out of the room while I remained in a position best for conception. It was not sexual in the regularly accepted way. We all had a positive experience. A few weeks later, I tested positive for being pregnant!
He was masturbating with a sanitary safe lubricant. When he got to the point where he was edging he said - I'm ready. I signaled to my husband that I was also ready to receive the donation. My husband called him out, lifted the sheet(which shows consent), and the donor nonchalantly deposited his donation with only one thrust. Then he went back behind the shoji, got dressed, and my husband thanked him and escorted him out of the room while I remained in a position best for conception. It was not sexual in the regularly accepted way. We all had a positive experience. A few weeks later, I tested positive for being pregnant!
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Get the direct attack mug.Talking about your sexual life with your partner to such a degree it's cringe worthy. Commonly seen with excessive continuation of talking about it when asked to stop.
Ryan: Dude, my pants feel wet after Cumming to my girlfriend's nudes, I didn't clean it off or nothin'.
Jerry: Bruh, stop pulling a direct. Fucking weirdo.
Jerry: Bruh, stop pulling a direct. Fucking weirdo.
by rivsz June 26, 2021
Get the Pulling a direct mug.one direction is a british-irish boyband who were and still are the biggest band on the planet.
they are currently on a "18 month" hiatus which turned into more than 5 years.
they are currently on a "18 month" hiatus which turned into more than 5 years.
non-directioner: whats one direction? why are you so obbsessed
directioner: the best band on planet.
directioner: the best band on planet.
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