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big dick weight

Getting the most weight galvanized on a shift. Getting the most work done of all 3 shifts on a day.
If we run all those I beams today, we are going to get big dick weight. Even though our foreman has a small penis, he compensates by getting big dick weight at work.
by Cool Hand Stew February 23, 2022
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Radio Station Weight

When your weight is between 88 and 108 pounds. 88-108 is the range of FM radio stations in the United States. For instance: MIX 106.5, KISS 104.3.
Friend: You don't look so good, are you ok?

Me: I'm not feeling good, I have had a lot of appetite loss recently, and now have radio station weight.
by Entitled_Karennn September 20, 2021
mugGet the Radio Station Weightmug.

lookin for a worm weight

doing everything EXCEPT what you are supposed to be doing
You and a friend get in your truck to go somewhere and you left your keys inside so you go back in to get them. Once inside you get sidetracked by finding something else you remembered you forgot and then something else and something else until you take so long that your friend gets concerned and comes looking for you, finding you with your hands full of stuff but no keys.
Friend: Are you coming? What is taking so long?
You: I been lookin for a worm weight. I know where one is but I thought I might find another one somewhere in here.
So the two of you get back in your truck and you still don't have your keys.
by the hornet76 January 4, 2021
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Shit-Weight

When you chug a bunch of laxatives to quickly lose weight.
"Sally, I need to lose some weight fast. I'm gonna take a bunch of laxatives to lose my shit-weight"
by Ghostdik May 13, 2020
mugGet the Shit-Weightmug.

Puppy-Weight

PUPPY-WEIGHT is a relatively new term used to describe the weight of a puppy on any sheet, comforter, quilt, towel, or other fabric. The exact puppy-weight can be calculated by multiplying every pound of the puppy’s actual weight by twenty-three. Add in 5 pounds for additional friction and there you have it. Puppy-weight.
Get this "dog" off my bed, his puppy-weight is killing my arm!
This dog your brought home with you, won't move off the bed, i had to drag him off the bed. His puppy-weight was incredible.
by Jerrylandry2 September 16, 2019
mugGet the Puppy-Weightmug.

Jake weight

The weight of one’s fast food order has either a positive or a negative “feel”.
The drive thru person handed me my order and I immediately knew by the jake weight that i had not ordered enough.
by Yeawhatever May 6, 2024
mugGet the Jake weightmug.

work weight

weight you put on while at a job. eventually the weight is lost after being fired or quitting.
Person 1:how’s the job going?
Person 2: oh ya i actually got fired 3 weeks ago...
Person 1: oh no! the good news is that you’ve already lost tons of work weight
Person 2: Uhhh thanks?
by bros_before_hoos January 2, 2020
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