"Sally, I need to lose some weight fast. I'm gonna take a bunch of laxatives to lose my shit-weight"
by Ghostdik May 13, 2020
Get the Shit-Weightmug. The drive thru person handed me my order and I immediately knew by the jake weight that i had not ordered enough.
by Yeawhatever May 6, 2024
Get the Jake weightmug. PUPPY-WEIGHT is a relatively new term used to describe the weight of a puppy on any sheet, comforter, quilt, towel, or other fabric. The exact puppy-weight can be calculated by multiplying every pound of the puppy’s actual weight by twenty-three. Add in 5 pounds for additional friction and there you have it. Puppy-weight.
Get this "dog" off my bed, his puppy-weight is killing my arm!
This dog your brought home with you, won't move off the bed, i had to drag him off the bed. His puppy-weight was incredible.
This dog your brought home with you, won't move off the bed, i had to drag him off the bed. His puppy-weight was incredible.
by Jerrylandry2 September 16, 2019
Get the Puppy-Weightmug. by Thecat1098 April 11, 2014
Get the munchie weightmug. by Motocross Rider 3 May 31, 2019
Get the Cheese Weightmug. "I've really been wanting to start lifting weights again, but I haven't been feeling weight liftyish."
by puerthairican July 16, 2016
Get the weight liftyishmug. Someone who puts on weight while in a relationship because they are not single anymore and looking for someone
by Gustilo April 14, 2014
Get the security weightmug.