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yard guard

An article of clothing i.e. sweatshirt, sweater etc. to cover a woman's rear end (back yard)
Every day Amy wears a different yard guard to keep all the guys from staring at her ass
by Tee K May 14, 2014
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dark honour guard

Gay ass niggers who died defending the Emperor in the last Jedi movie.
by Zemian March 19, 2018
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urban guard dog

These urban guard dogs are great at alerting us to mischief on the block, and are pretty too.
by catfacedchuckles March 14, 2015
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guard on

When someone in a recreational sport guards only one person through the entire game, usually because of a crush or something of the sort.
"Bro, in gym today Sally would not stop covering you. Thats a guard on if I've ever seen one."

"Hey, Mike... I'm kind of worried about you. At the Y earlier today, you definitely had a guard on for Jim. Does your wife know about this?"
by Legsman February 10, 2010
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guarding rooster

cock blocker; one who prevents another from having sexual relations. Also shortened as GR.
Yo man, I was trying to get with Emily but Ben is such a guarding rooster.
by miniricci March 9, 2010
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troll guarding

Using brutish bullish or troll like mannerisms or actions to get your way over an object a person or a group or activity.
by h1pnotic0verkil May 31, 2018
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Changing of the Guard

n. Royal ceremony in which an aging monarch’s incontinence panties are replaced.

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Care to watch the Changing of the Guard on the telly?

No. You really have to see it live to sense the majesty of the event.
by gnostic3 August 6, 2022
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