changing of the guard

v. Upper class British term for applying a fresh condom.

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I say. Last night at the orgy Andrew yelled that it was time for a changing of the guard. I thought it a wee bit tacky.

The command was tacky, or the condom?

by gnostic3 January 18, 2022

Basement Guard

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by Fritzel >:) June 13, 2022

Republican Guard

A para-military unit in dictatorships such as Iran, Iraq and The Trump Administration that is very loyal to the regime. Used to supress dissent, quash protesters and sometimes kill innocent civilians, especially minorities and opposition activists.

CNN: Law enforcement agents tear gassed and

.battoned protesters in Teheran/Minneapolis

ME: Must be The Republican Guard

by guy urban June 2, 2020

Guard Jocking

When someone is acting like a “guard” over something or someone — being overprotective, hovering too much, or policing like they in charge. Can also be used for someone who literally became a cop/security/CO, or when somebody’s being overly cautious about their stuff or themselves.

“You always guard jocking round her, that’s why she don’t mess with you.”

“He always guard jocking the crew, tryna control everything we do.”

“Homie supposed to be down, but he out here guard jocking the crew to them piggs.”

by PaidLead September 28, 2025

rear guard

A devise that prevents any penetration from behind

I almost got raped but thankfully I had a rear guard

by Benis man October 3, 2021

Cock Sucker Guard

The cock sucker guard is a different name for the philly shell to prevent people from using it in mma due to its lack of offense available.

“How did Sean Strickland become champion using the cock sucker guard”

by FreezingFallout March 21, 2024

Palace guard

A tampon, whose lodged presence is unbeknown to you in the heat of passion, preventing any entry to Fuckingham Palace......

Things got dirty with Janice the other night after Cinderella Rockafellers, was just about to pop my finger in and was thwarted by a "Palace Guard"....If I'd have known at the start of the night I wouldnt have spent all my cash on WKD!

by cheffykins April 23, 2011