turd guard

Someone who guards against turds

Usually wares brown with an umbrella and a turd hat.

The turd guard failed his job when a huge turd fell on his boss.

by Your maternal figure May 23, 2017

TV Guard

A ghost which guards a TV and takes control on what you watch

Also the TV Guard can get out of the TV and go to another TV.

No example lel also TV Guard can sometimes be useless cuz it's lazy as heck

by Spooder-Mana November 3, 2021

Guard Bro

Air National Guard pilot.

AD guy: damn dude my last deployment fucking blew.
Guard Bro: yeah flying for Southwest has been really kicking my ass too.

by scipioafricanus1836 May 13, 2022

rear guard

A devise that prevents any penetration from behind

I almost got raped but thankfully I had a rear guard

by Benis man October 3, 2021

Cock Sucker Guard

The cock sucker guard is a different name for the philly shell to prevent people from using it in mma due to its lack of offense available.

“How did Sean Strickland become champion using the cock sucker guard”

by FreezingFallout March 21, 2024

Palace guard

A tampon, whose lodged presence is unbeknown to you in the heat of passion, preventing any entry to Fuckingham Palace......

Things got dirty with Janice the other night after Cinderella Rockafellers, was just about to pop my finger in and was thwarted by a "Palace Guard"....If I'd have known at the start of the night I wouldnt have spent all my cash on WKD!

by cheffykins April 23, 2011

Nose-guarding

Nose-guarding is to act within a social situation in a similar way for another person that is done as the sporting position of nose guard does.

People are nose-guarding for Nick after his arrest by defending him in spite of the evidence.

by Deservatives June 4, 2024