American goal

A soccer term describing one of three events:

1. A team scores a goal it doesn't deserve.

2. A team scores a goal in the literal last minute of the game.

3. A team scores a goal and has it disqualified for absolutely no reason.

Can also be used to describe achievements outside of soccer. Based on the USA team's 2010 World Cup performance.

Example:
Ghana could not score the American goal with a penalty kick during overtime, and lost the match to Uruguay in the penalty shoot out.

Example:
Bill: That new supervisor is an idiot. How'd he get this job?

Ted: He's the boss's son.

Bill: Way to score an American goal.

by jfalexander July 7, 2010

Seeing Eye Goal

From Association Football; a weakly shot ball that manages to find its way into the net due to goal tender inattention or error.

See also seeing eye single

"The Yanks managed a tie England thanks to a seeing eye goal off Green in 2010

by TimGee250 February 12, 2013

Goal

Unachievable

A goal is fuking unachievable. Dont waste ur time. Utilise it to masturbate

by Mongoosus69 November 11, 2022

fart hole goal extreme hard

john carl todd, otherwise known as carl suicide is a carazy guyh

jacob 2: yall eerv see john carl todd, otherwise known as carl suicide? ii heard he has a fart hole goal extreme hard
shayanne: no lmao

by mesa727 June 23, 2023

Scoring On The Wrong Goal

When you get so drunk you end up fucking a guy instead of a chick

Scoring On The Wrong Goal: “Did your roommate hook up with his girl last night?” “No he got too hammered and scored on the wrong goal.”

by YeetThyMeat October 26, 2018

Snake Goal

Whilst playing FIFA, similar to the acclaimed Jew Goal a snake goal is a situation where the forward has an easy scoring opportunity but decides to flaunt ones talent ie. chip the keeper. This is known as a snake goal.

There was no need to chip my keeper, what a snake goal!

by oneandonlyheskey January 17, 2012

unicorn goals

when you really want to be a unicorn and make the effort to call another unicorn ur 'unicorn goals' in the hope of them making you a unicorn as well. The request of being turned can also be turned down.

Celina: your so my unicorn goals
Dylan: shut up I'm not making you a unicorn

by cupcake 2014 September 19, 2016