real goals

real goals is to find a fuckbuddy

''ey did you tap his ass last night?''
''yup''
''that's real goals''

by cocksuckerlover69 February 25, 2017

Couple Goals

Dori and Immy 🤚

"They're literal couple goals"
"They're a Dori and Immy"

by One Direction do be Thicc doe December 23, 2020

Field goal position

When a naked woman has her legs spread so that they resemble goalposts, because she’s waiting for you to score.

Of course you didn’t hear me walk in on you guys- you had her in field goal position!

by Fratty Frat May 31, 2022

Friendship Goals

Basically Lisen and Rahwa. They are literally The definition of it.

Kelb: omg, you guys are Lisen and Rahwa.

Someone: who are they?

Kelb: it means friendship goals. They invented it.
Someone: omg, thanks!

by Habeshasavage March 17, 2020

unicorn goals

when you really want to be a unicorn and make the effort to call another unicorn ur 'unicorn goals' in the hope of them making you a unicorn as well. The request of being turned can also be turned down.

Celina: your so my unicorn goals
Dylan: shut up I'm not making you a unicorn

by cupcake 2014 September 19, 2016

Goals

Hannah and Asher aka Hasher... fan base known ass hashbrowns

Hannah and Asher are goals.

by People od the earth June 27, 2018

Couple Goals

If you know you know, this song is the true meaning of couple goals https: //youtu.be/-RQNe52jkao

Me and shawty bae where being real couple goals, and we were listening to https: //youtu.be/-RQNe52jkao

by catougirl July 26, 2021