highway birth

Highway birth is a phrase typically used when sped people are born a mistake.

accidents usually occur on highways.

you must’ve had a highway birth because you’re sped.

by lazystina June 30, 2022

Crowd Birthing

The act of defecating on people whilst crowd surfing

"Did you see that guy at the music festival last night? he was crowd birthing, the dirty bastard."

by phantapants November 8, 2021

Birth Lottery

The Idea that a person's quality of life is determined at birth. His/her life is all dependent on race, region, religion, sex, and genetics.

This is also known as "Lottery of Birth".

Tommy: Did you hear about that Paki kid that was forced into marriage at 10?
John: Poor girl lost the birth lottery.

by Sazuri January 26, 2019

Home Birth

A sexual act in which the lady viciously straddles the face of her partner whilst screaming and cursing. The partner then has to push himself forward to breathe before she can defecate on his chest.

What's up, Dave? You look glum.

Sharon and I home birthed last night and we'd been to Taco Bell.

by Mr Fury March 21, 2024

the wolf is giving birth

This is a serious saying for sun shower

person -4: ah, the wolf is giving birth!
person 0: bro, take your meds
person -4: The devil is beating his wife!

by Just another writer tater February 26, 2023

birth control buffers

Items that you purchase along with condoms, spermicide, or other birth control. You do not really want these items, but are self-conscious about the cashier knowing that you only came here to re-fill on birth control.

Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 27, 2014

birth control pants

These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.

Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”

Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”

by Bushbrotherbrady June 9, 2021