When a person is thick but you know from their look that they have been like that all of their life...
Damn she thick!, Ethan replies nah she birth big it don't count .
I remember yo sister being wayyy skinnier than that, Ridley replies your slow she birth big she can't get no skinnier😒
I remember yo sister being wayyy skinnier than that, Ridley replies your slow she birth big she can't get no skinnier😒
by Hxmble October 23, 2017
When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.
Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half
Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.
Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.
by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025
Someone who thinks they are better than everyone else. Usually seen in narcissistic behavior. Being born on top of everyone else, a Hill Birth. Considering everything revolves around oneself.
You need to stop being a Hill Birth.
I can't hang out with Amy anymore, she's been a real Hill Birth.
I hope that kid doesn't grow up to be a Hill Birth, his father was one and ruined thier family.
I can't hang out with Amy anymore, she's been a real Hill Birth.
I hope that kid doesn't grow up to be a Hill Birth, his father was one and ruined thier family.
by Turfbinder February 03, 2025
When you are at the latest stage of a massive constipation. You know it's there. You know it wants to get out. But the form and shape of it, has left the stage where you can call it 'feces' a long, long time ago.
It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.
It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.
At a surprise party where lot's of really nice people have arrived and just waiting for you. They ask eagerly: "Where's Zed, where's Zed?"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"
by nice bever February 03, 2024
by Schlembo McMurray September 30, 2021
Slang for contraception
by escapedconvict February 08, 2012
Now that i think about it, the empress bulblax might have been the source of this fetish i have, I played pikmin 2 as young as 7 and always found the way that the empress gives birth a little charming and sexy, and it just kept happening too which was a little exciting for young lil me, might also be the reason i like twin/triplet births rather than solo births as well; TL:DR: empress bulblax probably gave me a birth fetish
Allan: Now that i think about it, the empress bulblax might have been the source of this fetish i have, I played pikmin 2 as young as 7 and always found the way that the empress gives birth a little charming and sexy, and it just kept happening too which was a little exciting for young lil me, might also be the reason i like twin/triplet births rather than solo births as well; TL:DR: empress bulblax probably gave me a birth fetish
Ron: dude wtf is that the empress bulblax birth copypasta?
Ron: dude wtf is that the empress bulblax birth copypasta?
by Saltitheidiot August 14, 2024