Birth Lottery

The Idea that a person's quality of life is determined at birth. His/her life is all dependent on race, region, religion, sex, and genetics.

This is also known as "Lottery of Birth".

Tommy: Did you hear about that Paki kid that was forced into marriage at 10?
John: Poor girl lost the birth lottery.

by Sazuri January 26, 2019

Crowd Birthing

The act of defecating on people whilst crowd surfing

"Did you see that guy at the music festival last night? he was crowd birthing, the dirty bastard."

by phantapants November 8, 2021

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

Birth big

When a person is thick but you know from their look that they have been like that all of their life...

Damn she thick!, Ethan replies nah she birth big it don't count .

I remember yo sister being wayyy skinnier than that, Ridley replies your slow she birth big she can't get no skinnier😒

by Hxmble October 22, 2017

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

John Travolta Birthing

When a baby comes out old looking like John Travolta. Not my proudest fap

'Hey Son, are you ready for school?'
'Not right now mum, I'm just fapping to a John Travolta birthing'

by Pegging Sue March 9, 2021

birthing chair

A specially designed chair or stool used during childbirth to assist the mother in delivering her baby.

So, the birthing chair gives birth to a chair and the mother give to a baby on the chair giving birth.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023