These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.
Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”
Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”
Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”
by Bushbrotherbrady June 9, 2021
Get the birth control pants mug.Rumor has it she is the best and sexiest mutual to exist. And I can confirm this rumor. She has done multiple feet reveals to my and many other peoples pleasure.
by Whytfdoihavethisapp June 18, 2021
Get the Bad births mug.Not consenting to mental health treatment (ama mind you) when your really need said treatment, thats not called birthing your own grinch; it's called stupidity
by Sexydimma October 13, 2024
Get the Birthing your own grinch mug.When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.
Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half
Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.
Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.
by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025
Get the birth by anal bird explosion mug.Usually single child males, one that stands in the spectrum of normality when it comes to the birth spectrum. Side effects include, saying 6-7 repeatedly, casual sexual relations with femboys/lady boys, and confusion when speaking to a higher authority.
by anonymous June 20, 2025
Get the Birth normie mug.A way to describe a rather large amount of stool (or shit in layman’s terms); this should only be used when the shit you have just taken has most likely stretched your rectum beyond repair.
by Smellyermaw420 June 21, 2025
Get the Brown Birth mug.Someone who thinks they are better than everyone else. Usually seen in narcissistic behavior. Being born on top of everyone else, a Hill Birth. Considering everything revolves around oneself.
You need to stop being a Hill Birth.
I can't hang out with Amy anymore, she's been a real Hill Birth.
I hope that kid doesn't grow up to be a Hill Birth, his father was one and ruined thier family.
I can't hang out with Amy anymore, she's been a real Hill Birth.
I hope that kid doesn't grow up to be a Hill Birth, his father was one and ruined thier family.
by Turfbinder February 2, 2025
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