Palsied

Coming from the word "Palsy," meaning ill, paralyzed, or loss of sensation.

It's when you get either extremely high off killer Christopher Reeve wheelchair weed AND/OR lit off hardcore booze.

You become "palsied" unable to move, walk, or talk.

Pokey fired up a huge, six paper blunt with super dank wheelchair weed.

He was fucking wrecked. Then, he consumed a fifth of Bellringer gin and huge plate of nachos. After that he was palsied.

Palsied by Jrubadub July 15, 2010

Paling 

The opposite of tanning.

To sit in a room with shades drawn allowing no sunlight in.

To hide away from all sunlight.

No fake tans.

Girl 1- Hey, why are you just sitting in that dark closet?

Girl 2- SHUT THE DOOR!!! I'M PALING!!!

Girl 1- That's so weird...

Girl2- At least I'm not orange.

Paling by Beerbatteredbeefcurtains December 24, 2009

pälskis

A pälskis, {pe:lsk´s} or pälskling {pe:lskliŋ} is another word for the worlds sweetest grizzly bear with warm, soft chest hair and bear-like boyfriendness.

The word derives from the two Swedish words päls {pe:ls}, which means fur, as in grizzly bear fur. And älskling {e:lskliŋ}, meaning darling, beloved.

A pälskis is something you would spontaneously call your grizzly bear boyfriend when you get overwhelmed with your love for him.

Jag älskar dig grizzly bear pälskling!

Hi, I'm Olli, and I'm a grizzly bear pälskis!

pälskis by Carolinka. June 16, 2009

Palming 

When a person rubs a mans boxers, where his penis is.

“don’t make me beg” he said harshly before bringing a hand to his bulge and palming himself slowly.

Palming by ANDIEISACUTIE September 7, 2015

Palak 

A person who's always there for you, no matter what. (That's her nindo, her ninja way)

Thank you for always understanding me. That's so palak of you.

Palak by Sarthu November 30, 2020

Paleolithic

The period of the Stone Age associated with the evolution of humans. It predates the Neolitic period.

Among the major subdivisions, the Paleolithic (Old Stone Age) lasted until 10,000 years ago.

Paleolithic by HistoryNerd94 November 4, 2010

Palamura 

Huge cock. The biggest monster giant penis there is.

That Rope Legend pulled out a massive Palamura from his pants that i was literally stunned for couple minutes. My ass will never recover from that pounding.

Black Person:Yo my BBC is a huge.
Legend: *pulls out Palamura*
Everyone: GG

Palamura by Drkalo MMl July 30, 2020