Fluff Puke

Pukes who are dazzled by cheesy fluff.

DudeBras that make Brostep are Fluff Pukes

by Leyla1 May 28, 2011

Puked Moment

A moment of severe stupidity and genuine idiocy

Dude you think dreams manhunts are real. That's such a puked moment

by HysteriaMC June 14, 2022

Puke-fucking

When you fuck someone with puke covering your dick/finger.

Probably not popular porn wise, but I just got it from Lucifer Valentine, who's probably dead. Rest in peace.

Lucifer: Man, gotta love puke-fucking, ey?

Interviewer: Uhhhh, yeah

by ChaoticStixx October 20, 2018

puke promise

A sworn oath made by a person out loud into a toilet in between uncontrollable dry heaves and torrents of vomit, offered as negotiation with God if He will end the pain.

"I puke promised to stop jackin off to nasty shit, but I threw up like four more times."

by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019

Puke explosion

a very large amount of vomit shot out the face hole all at once normally caused from over drinking

i drank so much JD last night i had a total puke explosion

by Guru Tug1nmapuda August 21, 2011

Puke

Noun. Often used to describe a person that one dislikes. Typically reserved for those who are widely considered undesirable, eccentric, soft/weak, or annoying, by the majority of their peers.

Barley: Dude did you hear Joe Biden trying to be cool with Cardi B, calling himself 'Joey B.?'
Hops: Wow. What a fucking puke.

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper February 08, 2024

Puke-O-Meter

Made famous by Richard Tell, the puke-o-meter is used for measuring the ammount of vomit thrown up due to laughter. Not to be cofused with the Feces Thermomitor, used for a similar person.

Man 1: Holy fuck, i just took a shit. LOL
Man 2: That was about a 0 on the Puke-O-Meter.

by Sprinkles The Death Dealer April 03, 2009