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puke canopy

When someone is completely blacked out, they can't control their vomit and at the last second they form a repository with their shirt to catch the uncontrolled flow of vomit. This usually occurs in a seated position indoors or in a car.
Person 1: Dude couldn't hold back the chunks in the backseat, but he was polite enough to form a puke canopy.

Person 2: Lucky, my buddy just chunked on my window thinking it was rolled down.
by slopes_in_sanfrancisco November 10, 2015
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puke promise

A sworn oath made by a person out loud into a toilet in between uncontrollable dry heaves and torrents of vomit, offered as negotiation with God if He will end the pain.
"I puke promised to stop jackin off to nasty shit, but I threw up like four more times."
by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019
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brain puke

Poorly articulated ideas puked onto a notepad in bad handwriting containing potential for future academic research studies, saved for later.
Here's some brain puke for a comparative study of criminality and sociality in the context of community.
by DorkWithADHD June 12, 2024
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Puking by the well house

When you get so drunk you end up puking naked by the well house.
I’m gonna be puking by the well house here soon.
by Well house July 12, 2025
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puke bucket

an empty box of wine in which drunk friends throw up into together
Dude, we drank so much boxed wine, I had to use the box as a puke bucket.
by soujlaboytellem September 14, 2018
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puke grenade

When your trying to be a bad ass, and drink so much alcohol you projectile vomit.
Also, You're a wingman on a date, and your job is to lay on the grenade, meaning take one for the team, meaning date the not so hot friend, and you drink so much to make it happen, you accidentally puke on them.
Also the name of a DJ in Florida named Puke Grenade.
Dude, quit trying to show off. You're gonna puke grenade everyone.
by Jizzonyourmomstits May 31, 2019
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puke magnet

When babies and children always puke when your around or taking care of them.
I’m sorry Terry puked on you. He’s been fine all day. Your like a puke magnet.”
by Swordart 239 October 8, 2018
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