Fog of perpetual confusion: a state of mind in which one simply cannot comprehend simple logic.

Aka: Chelsey Leanne Williford.
I tried explaining simple English to Mrs. Williford. The word was "yup." I sent her the urban dictionary meaning her response was "what???". "Fog of perpetual confusion"
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When so many people get the name of a song wrong that it necessitates parentheses containing the song's mistaken name along with its ACTUAL name so people don't get frustrated when they can't find it. It can also occur if the title of the song is too verbose. (Again, this too can be caused by people getting the title wrong.)
(Title Confusion) has occurred many times in music. To name a few:

-Escape (The Pina Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes
-Rocket Man (I Think It's Gonna Be A Long, Long Time) by Elton John

-Bang A Gong (Get It On) by T. Rex*
-Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) by Billy Joel
-Operator (That's Not The Way It Feels) by Jim Croce

* "Bang a Gong" was originally called "Get It On," but it was later changed.
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When a guy says something so confusing and wrongly sexual that a girl chokes on her curly wurly straw
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The art of having a girlfriend with a twin sister, and getting confused with the twin and your girlfriend and end up fucking her dad
Man last night I had the worst cracker confusion, I think I have one of his shewbs stuck in between my teeth.
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When you wanna lick remis pussy but also need sleep
Its so slayfully confusing, I wanna pick remis pussy but need sleep
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