Mary-christina

A cute girl who likes to eat ice cream and go to the beach. Probably doesn’t have a licence, but her friends aren’t really that concerned about it as they generally enjoy her company and it evens out in the long run. She’s hot, has a slight lisp, probably very bad at sports but makes up for it likely by doing weekly Pilates sessions. While she likely knows the crackheads in the area and has a fleeting relationship with them, generally keeps to herself by locking herself in a room to binge countless hours of brainless TV on her iPad that she spent probably too much on. Probably supremely cute. Mistaken for a small boy on occasions.

Did you see that small boy? Oh wait, no it’s Mary-Christina. She is hot...

Mary-christina by anonymous January 27, 2022

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pulling-a-Christina

The act of making a lot of plans with multiple people, and then angering the people in which you didn't hang out with.

Whether it was an accident or not.

This can also resulting in ALL of your plans failing and resulting to something completely unplanned for, which is usually the case.

"I Totally pulled a Christina last night and ended up going bowling will billy and suzzy, it wasn't what i had planned"

"I totally pulled a Christina last night and forgot all about bob, i felt so bad"

"I'm totally pulling-a-Christina, i made like 5 plans tonight!!

pulling-a-Christina by CYPK66 January 20, 2009

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Mary-Christina

A cute girl who likes to eat ice cream and go to the beach. Probably doesn’t have a licence, but her friends aren’t really that concerned about it as they generally enjoy her company and it evens out in the long run. She’s hot, has a slight lisp, probably very bad at sports but makes up for it likely by doing weekly Pilates sessions. While she likely knows the crackheads in the area and has a fleeting relationship with them, generally keeps to herself by locking herself in a room to binge countless hours of brainless TV on her iPad that she spent probably too much on. Probably supremely cute. Mistaken for a small boy on occasions.

Did you see that small boy? Oh wait, it’s Mary-Christina. She is hot.

Mary-Christina by sandygains January 27, 2022

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Dirty Christina

When your girlfriend sticks her middle finger up you ass while you're sleeping and gives you a mustache with it... Payback fory the good old dirty sanchez!

Woke up in the middle of the night to a sharp pain in my ass, didn't know till morning when I went to brush my teeth that my girl had given me a dirty christina...

Dirty Christina by iNF4M0U5 December 9, 2012