Confuse-icated

Another way of saying confused - but with a twist.... it also rhymes with fornicated - some what

Holy crap, I just confuse-icated those two words!

by missbe.xx December 8, 2010

multi confused

When you are confused about multiple things

I am multi confused at the moment

by Sally nm June 24, 2017

confused as an american in a salad bar

This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.

He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class

by Arsurinya August 3, 2023

confusion

Confusion: a state where people around you are like "wtf is he doing?"

I'm so confused, why is he running in circles. Happens a lot in among us when you wonder what that person is doing. Confusion is weird sometimes.

by somebody-nobodyy December 22, 2020

Confused dickshit

When you put your male genital inside of the butthole of a female with male body parts that’s thinks their a zebra

Last night was so confusing I almost confused dickshit

by LightAttack January 17, 2025

confusing

something that happens way too much during conversations

So........You is me?
No, Me is Me.
Oh, you is me but me is me
Wait no, what?
This is too confusing.
ok but you isn't you.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN

by bepboopbap April 22, 2024

Confuse choke

When a kodi says something so confusing and wrongly sexual that a Jasmin chokes on her curly wurly straw

Oi u made me confuse choke

by Jasck May 23, 2019