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Directory user agent

DUA is instead of DIA

DIRECTORY.USER.AGENT.

We teach you how to use psychedelics safely!

instead of arresting the people microdosing and eating a mushroom pizza, we actually arrest the people abusing animals, women and kids, drunk driving, and hurting the planet.

Sorry DIA< DUA is takin’ the LOVE and future for the planet over!
Hello (goodbye?) DIA- This is the DIRECTORY USER AGENT (DUA) coming through!

How is our new product? ContinuAlly keep being a great beautiful citizen of your universe- and it is always provided for free!

Keep giving us feedback about what string of the product works best for your daily family’s needs- tax money is going to help the universe be at peace!

All DIA (gents) happily converted to DUA

The world is at PEACE 🌎
by hurleyrocks March 8, 2021
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Agent 368

Agent 368
by HermetaChris January 18, 2023
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Agent Orange

A reference for a person, normally older or elderly from the Vietnam War era, who repels people by not picking up on any social cues, going on rants about themselves and previous time in the war, college, or when they were in their prime. A person of that age range is referred to this when they repel others and hurt those around them like poison by being selfish, disrespectful, entitled, rude, etc. and generally lack friends and social supports. They feel entitled to tell their story and that you should appreciate them and lack empathy or understanding that it may not be a good time for you.
Person 1: "I was wondering if he was an Agent Orange?"

Person 2 : "Yes, don't let him get started about the war"
by Black_Dandeli0n June 15, 2023
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Agented

A wanky IT consultant word meaning that a server has an agent installed upon it.
We can't get any performance metrics of that server. Is it agented?

Or

The boss says "I am off on leave, if you could get the whole IT estate agented before my return, you can keep your job".
by Rolf_G August 26, 2008
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Agent Bee

Agent Bee is a nice guy in discord, he may get angry but don't worry... He calms down that fast. He got banned from landfall for too many warnings. He is probably stupid like orange juice gang or ceiling gang, very stupid. You can find him in the servers called Beerothers, Landfall Mod Center, etc.
Person: Look! That's the dumbass Agent Bee dude! Mods: YES
by dudeguyidk May 21, 2020
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Transfer agent

A person who likes to ask for money from people in a form of a bank transfer
Her: Baby do transfer for me let me be going home

Him: Ah! Baby you’re a transfer agent, anyway send me your account details
by Nothemba July 13, 2022
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secret agent bitch

When your partner acts perfectly fine in public, but as soon as you're alone they unleash all their anger/frustrations on you
Friend 1: Hey man, she's not like, you know, secret agent bitch or anything, right?

Friend 2: Yeah...she totally is. When we say bye to everyone and walk to the car, as soon as the doors close she starts screamin' at me
by Anterograde February 6, 2022
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