Jarassic park monkey bike

It means a really hot guy that's is amazing on bed but makes you watch jarassic park as a porno and gets u to dress up as a monkey and he will ride you " the bike".

Edward: hey bella will you be my jarassic park monkey bike.
Bella:ahgg no way you can't ride me bitch get on the floor!
Edward: fine them il just bite you
bella is dead

by Banana n gingie February 19, 2010

a swing in the park

To commit suicide by hanging yourself in a park.

"Hey did you guys gear Dave killed him self?"
"Yeah poor guy went for a swing in the park."

by Bohica69 August 14, 2017

Parked In

Having a massive hard on. Being Parked In is even more debilitating than being Bricked Up.

“Damn Paddy. Why you running late?” “Sorry guys. I’m totally parked in! Give me like 10 minutes to take care of this.”

by Johnnie the Stick July 6, 2022

Parked

A Hood Slang meaning a Car got shot at and the driver died

Parked that Car!

by slimekrew1c September 26, 2025

Hyde Park Christmas or Ls6mas

Hyde Park Christmas or Ls6mas is a phrase used by Leeds locals, that refers to a specific time of year (June 25th-July 3rd), where 50,000 Leeds university students all simultaneously move house or graduate and leave the city.

In doing so they either sell or leave behind most of their belongings, hence the term 'Hyde Park Christmas or Ls6mas', as Headingley and Hyde Park are large student areas in Leeds.

Hyde Park Christmas or Ls6mas is a phrase used by Leeds locals, that refers to a specific time of year (June 25th-July 3rd), where 50,000 Leeds university students all simultaneously move house or graduate and leave the city.

'Yoo I can't wait for Hyde Park Christmas last year I picked up a free 32" tv and someone sold me their MacBook Pro for £30, these students will leave behind anything'

by Ngh1802 July 1, 2023

South Park Guys

I know THEY aren't talking.

Hym "Because now every time I see a bad movie I'm going to think about Indian Jones getting raped over a pin ball table. THAT'S you. That's the fucking south park guys. I know they're not talking over there. That would be crazy. Can you imagine that? That would be nutz-brainz. Raped 3 different times in the episode. But that would be wild bro. I don't even know what I would say."

by Hym Iam September 25, 2025

Park Center Senior High

Park Center Senior high or PHS is a school where “every body gets along” the teacher’s? Don’t even start. They’re so cheap they all went to that ghetto ass school and now they’re trying to teach us? Please! I’m still learning the same shit form 7th grade! Let’s not forget the smelly ass bathroom by the front of the schools, I’m sorry but y’all stank like ass. Bad ass, please stop doing your hair with bacons grease in the bathroom. It’s 8am and y’all smoke a whole ass joint on the bus or in the mf bathroom. Y’all good? No. I’m sorry but y’all Asian girls NEED to stop sharing a strawberry vape or a whole ass vape in general. I’m sorry for the girls who get pregnant by those low life guys and leave you! Y’all are strong!

Group of kids in the hallway at 7:00 before school fucken starts: *whisper*

*passes group of kids 2*

Group of kids 2: I’m pullin up to the mf school and shooting this shit down, *throws random gang signs up*

Group of kids 1 shocked: nahh, y’all bitch ass mother fuckers-

Administration: FUCKEN STOP, you BETTER STOP.

Snapchat: I’m shooting this school down, I’m calling all my homies, getting my two’s tomorrow

School administrators:**PANIC PANIC PANIC**

Sports students: omg I’m scare that we’re gonna get shot guys whahahaha.

Students: what, what’s going on?!

Police around the whole school: *mother fuckers waisting my time again*

Me: y-you think those mother fuckers are smart enough to do that?!!

Sarah: omg he goes to Park Center Senior high He must be hot!

Kid from PHS: no he’s ugly in the inside. Sorry

by Isatnskzyoushouldtoo September 12, 2020