Parking the Porpoise

A slang term for intercourse

I spent the whole night parking the porpoise with your sister.

by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020

Parked

To get dropped , put down , or punched on

Yo he was getting smart i had to park him

Like person i got into it wit got parked

by Realking215 March 6, 2024

Park pal

Homeless, busted, Hippies, that choose to live in the park because there out to fight the machine called the G.O.V.

that park pal just sold my trick ass brother some Cat-Nip on a stick for fourty Bucks.

by J-Pup July 4, 2006

Langley Park

Langley Park is a small town between takoma park and silver spring. Also where the very known “Tick Tock” is at which has been closed for years. Vendors in every corner so don’t worry about being hungry. There is a lot of places to eat here. Also a lot of different nationalities and cultures here.

Langley Park is also known as “The Place Of No Return”. Or “El Barrio Fino”.

by Owner of Langley Park November 23, 2021

Highland Park HS

A rich snobby kid high school that pelts other schools with batteries inside marshmallows during home games.

Me: “hey are you going to the game tonight?”

Them: “no, it’s at Highland Park HS remember?”
Me: “oh yeah, better not go, i dont want to end up in the hospital!”

by keishaiamaiaomana November 16, 2018

Parked

1) When a day or something is boring

1: "how's your day going?" "It's going ok, parked tbh"
2: "how's that movie you saw?" "Absolutely parked, 4/10 would not recommend"

by Juiceeeboxxxx March 24, 2024

College Park High School

Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat 24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.

In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.

Random student 1: “did you hear about the kid who was stabbed in a shadow boxing match?”

Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”

by Crustymuffin780 May 24, 2023