ditton park academy

the shittiest school in england

'i go ditton park academy'

'i am so sorry.'

by spearmintgum223 May 6, 2024

Palisades Park

Dirtyass, stinkyass, dryass, crustyass, boringass, full of dirty fucking hoe ass town

Person 1: you hear about that one girl in Palisades park?
Person 2: oh yeah she got gang banged by three niggas
Person 1: yeah she a dirty ass hoe

by Shootupyoblockoclock August 1, 2019

bench in howard park

a gay and a girl who looks a bit edgy’s fav spot to do chocolate covered raisianing and chocolate lesbianing.

would you like to go to the bench in howard park?

by awoogaawooga January 20, 2024

pack at the park

Smoking tree feathers.

I'm going to mudman for breakfast Sammie and shake then eat it and pack at the park.

by PhilTheMan June 6, 2023

a parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2013

Yawning at the park

Getting a handy dandy at the public park and covering it up with a yawn

Carrick keeps yawning at the park

by Gyat(level10) March 23, 2024

Mercedes Parking Lights

The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.

Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.

"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."

by astride November 28, 2023