Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat 24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.
In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.
In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.
Random student 1: “did you hear about the kid who was stabbed in a shadow boxing match?”
Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”
Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”
by Crustymuffin780 May 24, 2023
Get the College Park High Schoolmug. (n) This is the local garage in your local area ghetto (ghettos not available in all areas. aka, the upperclass.) This local garage consists of one fat white boy and 30 skinny negros all in wife beaters (typically stained a blood red,) where your lost car can be found within 24 hours of being "lost" and after this period, disappears yet again, only to be found in peices in another Southern Parking.
Bobby "Aye bro, I think I ran into your car the other day, some crazy negro was working on it in this shop on the southside."
Jimbo "God damnit. Your shittin' me right? They wasn't at one of them southern parking shops was they?"
Bobby "Da fuck you saying Jimbo?"
Jimbo "I sayin you a fuckin returd Bobby. Them southern park niggers are insane."
Bobby "Oh."
Jimbo "Fuck you."
Jimbo "God damnit. Your shittin' me right? They wasn't at one of them southern parking shops was they?"
Bobby "Da fuck you saying Jimbo?"
Jimbo "I sayin you a fuckin returd Bobby. Them southern park niggers are insane."
Bobby "Oh."
Jimbo "Fuck you."
by JimbosBobbyBill September 30, 2011
Get the Southern Parkingmug. by Paul Windlock March 11, 2021
Get the You want to go to the park?mug. A place people at one time had enough common sense to take a bag with their stuuf in without anybody ending up dead, though as with everything, there are always people that want to change that.
There are people that want everything in life to reverse course until it's going the direction they want it to, even if that direction is through a tunnel with a train coming in the opposite direction, and they're claiming that everyone will soon see the light at the end of it that they see (of course they will). An amusement park is a place people would take a bag for sunscreen, cameras, and various other items they would have on them for a day.
by The Original Agahnim September 17, 2021
Get the Amusement parkmug. by MoistMeatMisslejizzyfella December 11, 2024
Get the rizza parksmug. New sex positon, named after the one and only noncey guy
It's when u tickle their jungle filled pussy (the park) and then anul them sooo hard they cant sit down.
It's when u tickle their jungle filled pussy (the park) and then anul them sooo hard they cant sit down.
by BigD-Russian-SGS-Borris_69 October 5, 2018
Get the Anul Parkmug. The most popped place to spark up in Park Ridge because the police station is literally a block away.
Yo, at EP Fest I smoked at hidden park and got chased by the cops I think the batman garage snitched
by gangweoutthisbutch October 10, 2018
Get the Hidden Parkmug.