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Alabama Putin 

A dish of a fascist's head toppled with truffle butter and cheese.
Girl : I'd sure go for a Alabama Putin right now!

Guy : You know,, it's not because he's bare chested all the time that it's exciting 🤷🏻 ♂️
Alabama Putin by AlabamaBaby May 27, 2022

rusty putin 

Giving anal to an old rich guy that says he hates gays but wants you in his ass.
See that fellow stomping on that pride flag. He wants it cause he's in a rusty Putin.
rusty putin by timthepigman June 4, 2022

Vladimir Putin 

A well known medical writer and author in the late 19th century. He became well known as the author of "The relatonship of insanity to masturbation," published during the late 19th century along varieties of articles concerning masturbation.
"Vladimir Putin contributed alot in the field of masturbation sciences."

Vladimir Putin 

A bald Russian who wants to invade Ukraine for no apparent reason, also an all-time Judo champion and fights bears in his spare time.
Guy 1: Vladimir Putin is daddy!!
Guy 2: Go die in a ditch.

Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is the greatest president in the world. We shall all support Russia. Glory to Russia! Slava Russia!

Vladimir Putin 

Vladimir Putin refers to when a dude attacks another guy because they are jealous of their superior penis size.
John Vladimir Putined Joe because his dick was an inch bigger than John’s.
Vladimir Putin by Balls Obama September 4, 2023