Putin

a bitch.

putin is a bitch lol. he should lowkey jump off a bridge.

by president zelenskyy February 28, 2022

Putin

An extremely hot ,violent and almost savage bowel movement that results in short term discomfort , but ultimately memories that will last a life time.

Ouch, I just dropped a Putin, damn that curry was hot!!

by starefactor March 1, 2022

putin

Splatters of fecal matter on the inside walls of a toilet bowl.

Wow, someone left a lot of putin in the third stall from the left.

by McScoundrel March 1, 2022

Putin

An adjective to describe someone or someone's actions when the someone is compensating having the world's smallest penis by doing ridiculous, hurtful things like invading another country.

You hear about Chad pushing that girl around? What a Putin.

by TofuPetteri March 1, 2022

Putin

Putin is a Russian word translated to English as "Man with Baby Dick"

I was on a date last night with this guy, but he had a Putin and I had to end it.

by Wade Wilson 87 March 2, 2022

Pack a Putin

When you stub your toe then threaten the world with nuclear annihilation

No body takes me seriously I'm going to pack a Putin

by Vladimir Foreskin March 2, 2022

Pack a Putin

When you stub your toe then threaten the world with nuclear annihilation

Some mofo cut me off in traffic today so I decided to pack a Putin and put my nuclear arsenal on high alert

by Vladimir Foreskin March 2, 2022