A large puss boil typically found on the tip of a small mexican penis. Typically difficult when attempting to fornicate, because the boil is larger than the penis, and because the boil has a tendency to drain when the penis is erect. The attempt to fornicate while carrying the obcena boil can transfer into the partner, male or female. If a female has any sign of an obcena boil she must seek medical help immediately!
Not resulting to do so will cause her asshole to rot from the inside out and anal leakage will seep into her vagina hole. Thus creating a shameful and forever active Alabama Hot Pocket.
Warning! Deadly!
Not resulting to do so will cause her asshole to rot from the inside out and anal leakage will seep into her vagina hole. Thus creating a shameful and forever active Alabama Hot Pocket.
Warning! Deadly!
"Did you nail that chick last night?"
"No dude, she looked at my obcena boil and she puked on my mom's tits."
"No dude, she looked at my obcena boil and she puked on my mom's tits."
by Logger123 October 10, 2013
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Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.
Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.
Samuel: "Man.. i sure am hungry. What's that you got there kev?"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"
by Kbaezmaster1 March 20, 2021
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-I'll throw it in the freezer, give it the good ol Alaskan Boil
-I'll throw it in the freezer, give it the good ol Alaskan Boil
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Get the Boiling mug.Imagine you have a pimple.
Now, imagine it's huge and sensitive; so sensitive that if even your clothes brush against it, it hurts like a motherfucker. (If you actually hit it against something, nobody will blame you for screaming, swearing, and/or crying.)
Next, imagine that it takes several days of constantly attacking it before it finally stops hurting and starts to shrink. Also, you have to wait until it becomes vulnerable and occasionally take breaks even then.
Then, imagine that it can and will appear only in places where it's easy to aggravate. If one appear in your groin area, or - even better (not) - ON YOUR PRIVATES, buckle up, because it's gonna be miserable.
Next, imagine that when it's finally on the way out, it may still take another week to fully disappear. And even then, there's a good chance that more will show up unless you do take action.
And just like that, you have a boil. Fun, isn't it? (No, it's not.)
Now, imagine it's huge and sensitive; so sensitive that if even your clothes brush against it, it hurts like a motherfucker. (If you actually hit it against something, nobody will blame you for screaming, swearing, and/or crying.)
Next, imagine that it takes several days of constantly attacking it before it finally stops hurting and starts to shrink. Also, you have to wait until it becomes vulnerable and occasionally take breaks even then.
Then, imagine that it can and will appear only in places where it's easy to aggravate. If one appear in your groin area, or - even better (not) - ON YOUR PRIVATES, buckle up, because it's gonna be miserable.
Next, imagine that when it's finally on the way out, it may still take another week to fully disappear. And even then, there's a good chance that more will show up unless you do take action.
And just like that, you have a boil. Fun, isn't it? (No, it's not.)
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