Yard Sale

When a girl is giving a guy head and jerking two guys off at once. Dervied from a skiing term, because a face plant during alpine skiing is called a yardsale. So when the girl is skiing (jerking two guys off at once) and falls down on the third guy's cock, its called a yardsale.

That gang bang really got crazy last night when we yard saled that bitch.

by Wiggles37 December 12, 2008

Yard Sale

A phrase used to describe an especially fun event, such as parties, dances, or general merrymaking.

Jim: Dude, last night was a total yard sale. I've never had that much in my entire life.

by KarTails July 09, 2010

Yard Sale

A term to describe a person or place that doesn't have their sh*t together, overall drama and too much to deal with. Or someone that has second hand ideas thinking they are original.

"Man i just got back from hanging out at Brenda's house...wow, sh*t was a YARD SALE! Looked like she hadn't cleaned the place in over a year!"

"...yeah that dude Dave is crazy his head is a straight up YARD SALE!"

by DJ WHORES August 01, 2012

Yard Sale

A woman or man who is all over the place. They can be semi crazy or insane. They are all over the place when they talk or do things.

"I met this girl last night, but she was a Yard Sale. Talking about how she doesn't like bubble gum to how her mom sews kitten sweaters."

"She was so crazy her thoughts were everywhere like a damn Yard Sale."

by Catfish13 January 06, 2012

Yard Sale

In lacrosse, one player stick-checks another, knocking his stick out of his hand. Usually followed up by a loud chorus of "YARD SALE!!!" or "Hey, how much for that stick?"

Player: "Dude, did you see that guy get Yard Saled?"

Player 1: "That guy just got wrecked!"
Player 2" "Hey, #43, how much for that stick?"

by FlamesOfThePhoenix May 01, 2010

Yard Sale

A term used in Hockey when a player is body checked so hard, equipment such as gloves, stick and helmet, are sent flying through the air.

Wow, Johnny go rocked so hard coming down the middle that he had a yard sale.

by Flop_sg October 21, 2010

Yard Sale

This is a prank where you drive around town and pick up all the free stuff people leave on the side of the road. You then take this crap, pack it up in a truck, and then throw it on another lawn.. Then you put a 'yard sale' sign on their lawn, and as you drive away you scream YARD SALE!!!!!!!!!

P-Niz: Hey Trackus, you know what was fun?
Trackus: Nope..
P-Niz: When we dumped all that crap on that bitches lawn
Trackus: Oh Yeah! we totally got her with the Yard sale

by CRV-666 September 27, 2009