The act of one friend using pre-existing, platonic rapport with another friend's ex or otherwise closely connected individual in an attempt to get play and/or sex without having to meet and deal with new people on their own.
Often a trait of sexually inexperienced peoples who prefer that their friends do the work of courting a girl/guy while the "vulturer" lays back and wait for the relationship to fail so that they may move in under the guise of "friendship".
Ironically, "vulturing" nearly always fails in its employment as the concept of one friend taking advantage of another friend's failure is a sign of insecurity and romantic incompetence on the part of the "vulturer". This, obviously, is universally acknowledged as unattractive from the perspective of any potential mate.
This definition also applies to friend-with-benefits and to a lesser extent, siblings.
Often a trait of sexually inexperienced peoples who prefer that their friends do the work of courting a girl/guy while the "vulturer" lays back and wait for the relationship to fail so that they may move in under the guise of "friendship".
Ironically, "vulturing" nearly always fails in its employment as the concept of one friend taking advantage of another friend's failure is a sign of insecurity and romantic incompetence on the part of the "vulturer". This, obviously, is universally acknowledged as unattractive from the perspective of any potential mate.
This definition also applies to friend-with-benefits and to a lesser extent, siblings.
A - "Tom and Mary just broke up and already Jay is following around Mary!"
B - "Does Tom know that Jay is "vulturing" Mary?"
A - "Nah, but Tom would deny it anyway and say that they are just "friends"."
B - "If by friends, you mean fuck-buddies, then yes that is accurate."
Vulturing: The act of staying in the shadows, awaiting the romantic failure of an acquaintance so as to exploit the leftovers.
B - "Does Tom know that Jay is "vulturing" Mary?"
A - "Nah, but Tom would deny it anyway and say that they are just "friends"."
B - "If by friends, you mean fuck-buddies, then yes that is accurate."
Vulturing: The act of staying in the shadows, awaiting the romantic failure of an acquaintance so as to exploit the leftovers.
by Kodos22223 February 9, 2009
by triciagalore May 15, 2007
The person in your office who always be taking all the free shit! Every time we get a sample in before we even say that were giving it away ''I WANT THAT! ILL TAKE THAT!'' STFU!!!!! nobody likes you, you fuckin vulture!
A vulture is Whenever you have free shit to give away they already have it in there home before you have the chance to even fucking look at it!
by Billybobbillybobby August 21, 2008
by Yelski July 30, 2006
V. To show up uninvited when a group of people are smoking up, and wait around trying to get a hit.
N. One who vultures.
N. One who vultures.
God, Nick is such a vulture, we ran into him last week in the woods and he just stood around hoping we'd take pity.
by g_dylan October 29, 2010
by The Vulturizer March 9, 2012
The act of driving around a parking lot looking for people who are walking to their cars to get their parking space.
by wibbit42 February 20, 2009