Loaf

Rainbow of gay thoughts

I had a loaf today

by Gay sad Satan March 18, 2018

Loafness

adj; the quality of being a loaf.

look at that kitten's loafness!

by sadandsalty April 12, 2017

loaf

1. piece of shit.
2. an unusually large peice of shit.

popular: "man, i gotta go bake a loaf"

by Sir Spunk January 20, 2003

Loaf

So this can either be your standard loaf of bread, whole wheat and healthy or white alike.

This can ALSO be to sit around and waste time and procrastinate on a couch. Y'know? (:

"Sonny boy," said grandpa. "Go down to the store and get a loaf of bread, will you?"

"Yeah we're just loafing around instead of doing homework"

by LOAVES_A_BREAD September 22, 2011

Loafed

Someone releasing a fat shit in your mouth while you are asleep.

Guy:1 Holy shit dude someone Loafed in your mouth!
Guy:2 *Mouth full of shit gurgle squish noises*

by BigCoke January 26, 2020

Loafing

A prank originating from Cincinnati, OH loafing is the act of taking a loaf of sliced bread and skewering it on the antenna of a strangers auto-mobile.

It's time that Fiat got a good loafing!

by Queen City Loafers LLC. September 27, 2013

loaf

Irish slang for a head butt.

Shut up or I'll loaf ya!

by Simon Kelly May 02, 2005