Tawni, will surprise you every chance you give her. Unique in most ways, Tawni is incomparably cute and sweet with enough
intelligence to strike most country music fans blind. When a Tawni smiles, somewhere in the
northern hemisphere an iceberg melts and falls into the sea. Consequently, Tawni is directly
responsible for the near extinction of the polar bear as well as countless life extinguishing tropical storms and floods. But if you had a chance to get to know her better you probably wouldn't be able to hold it against her, because its too hard to get or stay mad at Tawni, especially when shes smiling at you. Intentionally causing someone named Tawni pain is the karmic equivalent of executing unicorns. Tawni is beautiful in so many ways it will confuse you, but don't be too afraid of being crushed by her shrouding gracefulness, because her only real flaw is not knowing just how much she deserves out of life or the people in it. Odds are good that if you know a Tawni, shes not getting the adoration she deserves.
