Slobby Blobby

Someone who is not only a slob (a person who is lazy and has low standards of cleanliness) but also is on the chubbier side, considering themselves a "blob"; someone who always looks like shit, like they don't care; next level of a hot mess.

"I don't want to be looked at like a slob, which goes back to wanting to lose weight so I don't look like a slobby blobby."

by uncouthtroll July 11, 2023

Slobby skribble

When you pull out and then skribble a stick person on her chest

Yo i just did the slobby skribble to jessica last week

by JaeTheFish January 22, 2021

Slobby Bobby

A roommate or individual that's a slob.

* Sees that fellow random roommate selected very clean box on survey, feeling good
*Walks into the apartment for the first time. Looks at the floor and realizes it's caked in dirt that not even my Swifter wet jet could remove
*Opens up sink cabinet to find 100s of crumbled up plastic bags

*Walks deeper into the common area and notices that boxes are ~everywhere~, behind sofa, under TV, impairing functionality of the door
* Texts best friends, "My roommate is a Slobby Bobby"

by theogcooler August 18, 2022

hobby slobby

Getting head whilst doing crafts, and/or getting head at Hobby Lobby.

I gave my boyfriend a hobby slobby last week in the Hobby Lobby men's handicapped stall.

by CidKnee June 23, 2023

slobby lobby

When you find yourself in a combat ring surrounded by hefty individuals.

Walking into a fight arena packed with fat, sweaty guys sporting neckbeards you’re probably thinking

"Oh shit fellas, looks like we’ve got a slobby lobby here!"

by SeikaSkye August 15, 2024