an alcoholic beverage consisting of EVERYTHING you can find around you, may it be multiple kinds of alcohol, condiments such as mustard or even dirt. anything goes. youll feel shitfucked afterwords
by MarMyd June 7, 2007
An alternate method of identifying an individual who pleasures others with anal sex, especially if there will be fecal matter involved.
by SkillShit May 20, 2005
Person X: Ohh it feels so tight!!
Person Y: WRONG HOLE MOTHERFU****!!!!!
Person X: Oooooo shitfuck!!!!!!!
Person Y: WRONG HOLE MOTHERFU****!!!!!
Person X: Oooooo shitfuck!!!!!!!
by CheperitoPepperoni March 27, 2017
A pathetic attempt by people with no language skills to say something using only the words they know. Used by morons who don't know any words other than f*** and s***. There are many synonyms which are much more creative, interesting and precise in meaning:
shitfuck (noun)= retard, idiot, jerk, imbecile, punk, moron, cro-magnon, etc...
shitfuck (noun)= retard, idiot, jerk, imbecile, punk, moron, cro-magnon, etc...
Reporter interviewing random person on the street: "So, what do you think about the economy these days?"
"Fuck this shit, shitfuck!"
Reporter: "Can you tell me where someone smarter is?"
"Fuck this shit, shitfuck!"
Reporter: "Can you tell me where someone smarter is?"
by spinningtabletop February 16, 2009
To kill someone with a pie to the face and a knife to the chest. You wake up the person by standing over someone holding these two things. After you kill them you place a sign on their body saying "You've been shitfucked!"
by Zachary Pine February 8, 2010
by Deeeeeee-Jay Jenkins November 22, 2009
1. v. To engage in anal intercourse with an individual whose rectum is full of feces, resulting in feces covering the erection. 2. n. An act or instance of shitfucking. (Vars. shit-fuck; shit fuck.) Note: This is not the everyday type of getting-shit-on-your-dick that happens all the time with ass-fucking; this is the intentional fucking of a shit-filled ass.
Because he had invited me over for a nice long shitfuck I made sure I held my shit in all day long. He loves to shitfuck me.
by Mr. Shitfuck July 15, 2011