put your boner away

What your ex-boyfriend says to get you to text him back after you’ve been ignoring him

“Hey Lauren...uhh.. put your boner away and let me know when you’re gonna stop being a little bitch. Okay bye!”

put your boner away by Emperor Tito January 17, 2018

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put your money away

when a jovial older gentleman refuses to let the people around him buy drinks, often used to impress younger woman who are often just leading this older gentleman on in order to get free drinks themselves.

Pete Dick: "damn, is that Roberto over there?"
Sunny: "I think it is."
Pete Dick: "lets go buy him a drink, he's a good guy."
Roberto: "hey, fellas, wow good to see you."
Pete Dick: "let me buy you a drink..."
Roberto: "no, no, put your money away, its no good here, really."
Sunny: "wow, what a beautiful thing."

put your money away by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

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Put the balls away

When you mess up or make a mistake

Charlotte : oh shit I messed up !
Lola : oh god !
Christina : put the balls away sweetie !

Put the balls away by Azing102 January 8, 2019

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Put The Dick Away.

1. Used when a guy is boasting or is too full of himself, to tell him he needs to get real and be more modest.

2. Used when a guy is too horny, to tell him he needs to cool down and stop thinking about sex. Cf. "take a cold shower".

(1)

I could pick up in 5 seconds every chick in the club!

Dude, put the dick away. That's too much!

(2)

Boy: You look so sexy tonight, wanna follow me to the restroom?

Girl: Put your dick away, you're sicko!

Put The Dick Away. by Lukes*8 November 29, 2015